Rumors abound that Pamela Anderson, who has aged like 15 years in the past 6 months alone, is dating MICHAEL JACKSON. What in the hell?
I mean, there’s the matter of him not having sex with women. We know this. And she seems to enjoy relations of a sexual nature quite a bit, based on the video evidence that the entire world has seen. So there’s that hurdle. Also, she is a PETAphile, which, even though it’s just two letters off, is quite different from the category he falls into. Plus, he looks like a younger woman than she does.
I just see a lot of strikes against them, is all.
Apparently, Michael Jackson’s only wish for his birthday was to look like Katie Holmes. All he needs are a pair of rolled-up jeans and they would be identical twins.
Seriously. Does he really think he’s fooling anyone? Does anyone on the planet earth see this photo and say, “My, that’s a clever disguise. I have absolutely no idea who that sneaky person could be! Such shrewdness!”
No. They do not. Everyone on planet earth sees this photo and says, “Michael Jackson – you are a total lunatic and should be immediately institutionalized before you are allowed to disfigure more of your face.”
This is what has become of Michael Jackson’s face. Tape. He needs tape to hold his face on. And oddly enough, he feels ok about going out to a public book store looking like this.
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