Tag Archive for 'midget'

Neckless Midgets

Published
by
Mockarena
on July 16, 2008
in Mockery
. 10 Comments

Midgets are typically Holmes’ territory, but an alert and astute mockdocker sent me this photo, to ask me if it’s the weirdest midget I’ve ever seen.

I would rank this one as one of the weirdest for sure, considering that she has NO NECK and breast implants.  I can’t say as I’ve seen that before,  within the midget community.

Anyone know who this is?

Hillary Clinton: The Newest Flavor from Ben & Jerry

Published
by
Holmes
on March 25, 2008
in Holmes Life of Idiocy
. 0 Comments

It seems appropriate to doodle in your garden near the pine nut village.  It was then that she knew her love for Clorox could only be sated through ritualistically tying her sweater around her shoulders.  Alas, her mind was at ease.

Yep, makes about as much sense as this…