Apparently, Taylor Swift is quite tall. I did not know this.
Look. I’ll be honest with you guys. I’m way too lame to stay up past 10pm on a school night. This is what my life has come to. I’m also too lame to remember, until, say, 45 minutes into it, that the AMA’s were even ON last night. So I happened to catch a total of 2.5 performances - and they included 1/2 a performance of Pink, and full performances of Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus. Here are my observations.
1. Pink needs to stop dressing like a woman. It simply doesn’t work for her. She needs to just embrace her manliness and dress like a biker.
2. Taylor Swift, who I’ve heard is quite talented and seems like a lovely young lady, bored the crap out of me. That was a total high school show choir/talent show performance.
3. Miley Cyrus, as much as she annoys me, is a born performer. That girl just knows how to work a stage. I kind of hate myself for typing that, but it’s true.
Thoughts?
Anyway, I know I’ve got a ton of youtube performances to catch up on, but seeing as how I have no sound on this laptop, that’ll have to wait till I’m actually in GA. Stay tuned.
There are various reports floating around that the whole Vanity Fair photo scandal with Miley Cyrus left her so upset that she was close to quitting the whole Hannah Montana thing, and supposedly her family and friends had to encourage her to keep on keeping on.
Which is probably really good news for people like the fan shown above. You KNOW that girl has on Hannah Montana underwear.
Do you want to hear the best most hilarious thing ever? Britney Spears has reportedly offered her support to Miley Cyrus in the wake of the whole Vanity Fair controversy. A source said, “Britney is all too aware of the pressures of being famous so young and of having to maintain the image of a role model. She has offered Miley her support and advice should she need it.”
Isn’t that hysterical? Britney wants to offer Miley advice about how to maintain the image of a role model and cope with the pressures of being famous so young. Soak that in, people. Allow the irony to just settle itself right into your conscience.
Eeeew. Double eeew even. This is not an appropriate pose for a father and his 15 year old daughter. This is barely even an appropriate pose for a married couple. In fact, this is pretty much only appropriate on the cover of Danielle Steele novel, and only if Fabio is involved. And even then. Eeew.
There is a swarm of controversy around this whole photo shoot now, with Miley saying she’s embarrassed even though she was interviewed in the magazine article as saying she liked the photo, and Vanity Fair defending themselves, and Disney all mad at Vanity Fair, and all sorts of other people having all sorts of other opinions about it.
Personally, I think Annie Liebowitz, renowned photographer, is probably going to show up on To Catch A Predator. Because who looks at a 15 year old girl and thinks “HEY! I should photograph her looking provacative and sensual, because that’s appropriate for a girl her age.” I’ll tell you who - child predators, that’s who.
Vanity Fair has put a NUDE AND DEATHLY WHITE FIFTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL on their cover. Namely, Miley Cyrus, also known as Hannah Freaking Montana, a child icon. You see what I’m getting at, right? What Dateline Predator at Vanity Fair suggested this as an appropriate cover shot?
I have sunk to a new low. I just heard a Miley Cyrus song and I LIKED it. And I don’t just mean that I tolerated it or found myself tapping my foot to it absentmindedly or something. I flat out liked it. But I’m only telling you guys. I don’t want you all spreading this around or anything, because I’m pretty embarrassed about it.
And listen to this! Miley has reportedly signed a zillion dollar deal to write her AUTOBIOGRAPHY. She’s 15. She may or may not even have had her first period yet, and someone is offering her bags full of money to write her life story, probably only 10 years of which she actually remembers. Can you believe that? Now granted - she’s all famous and rich and her dad had a historical mullet, but that’s like, what, two paragraphs?
Why are the mockdockers not getting offers like this? We were featured on 20/20 for crying out loud.
These eyebrows belong to the mom who made up a fake story about her husband dying in Iraq so that her kid would win something having to do with Billy Ray Cyrus’ kid and Montana. She apparently made the talk show circuit rounds the other day to apologize. And I know you can tell how little I care about super young pop culture. But it’s because I am SO DISTRACTED by these eyebrows. While they are completely ridiculous, they’re also amazingly symmetrical, and I for one am impressed by her artsmanship. This probably takes a good hour each morning.
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