Verne Troyer has found a new girl who wants to be famous friend. Next up? Sex tape, followed by melodramatic break-up and lawsuit, followed by exclusive interview requests which pay her a lot of money.
All in a day’s work.
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That’s right everyone. That skank who slept with Mini-me is leaving out NO DETAIL about her escapades with the little dude.
According to this, Ranae said and wants you to know the following:
“I never imagined one day I’d date a man who barely came up to my kneecaps. But as soon as I met Verne I was so captivated by his personality, his size didn’t seem to matter. I liked him so much I even gave up wearing high heels for six months.
“But sex was very different from anything I’d experienced before, and I’d be lying if I didn’t say it was tricky making everything work. I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!
“It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big. On the whole though, he wasn’t short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size. For a small guy he’s quite well endowed. I had no complaints. But the whole thing was over in three minutes. It was strange having sex with someone who couldn’t reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over.
“But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing.”
There’s even more at the source, if you’re fascinated by midgetry. Enjoy!
You guys. Remember how I completely grossed you out last week by linking you to that snippet of the sextape with Verne Troyer in it? And then Holmes gave you some more scoop about the girl in it?
Well guess what!!! According to this, she is allowing TMZ to show the tape, even though Verne tried to sue to get it pulled down. Not only that, but she signed a declaration in court saying that the whole thing was filmed with her video camera.
Ok. It’s one thing for someone to have contact of a sexual nature with Mini-me. I mean, that alone is barely forgiveable. In fact, no. I do not forgive her. But then to openly PUBLICIZE such contact? WHY WHY WHY?
So, you guys are now going to say, “Well DUH, Mock. It’s for money.” But really? Because who in their right mind is going to PAY TO WATCH MINI-ME HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE? I couldn’t even bring myself to watch the snippet on TMZ.
But the craziest thing about this? VERNE TROYER doesn’t want this leaked. If I were him, I would be ALL ABOUT wanting people to see that I have regular sexual contact with regular sized women.
Ick.
So this is totally the chick (seen here with their dog) that was seen “furthering her career” on her back with Mini-me in the recently leaked sex-tape. Believe it or not…she is an aspiring model…hopefully a hand model.
Does anyone else think she looks exactly like the version of Anne Hathaway that would be dallyknocking with a wee, little man? I mean sleeping with Verne Troyer to “further your career” is like trying to swim across the Mississippi River by eating Labrodor testicles and singing “Yankee Doodle Dandy” in German.
More pics of the actress/ model/ dog groomer/ Denny’s waitress here.
TMZ is reporting that Verne Troyer, Mini-me from the Austin Powers movie, has a sex tape. Let that just sink in for a moment.
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You realize, of course, that this means he engaged in relations of a sexual nature with someone. You might need a minute to absorb that as well.
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Anyway, some production company is offering 100k for the rights to this tape. And I’m having a really hard time understanding who in their right mind would want to watch this. The armpit lickers, maybe?
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