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Mischa Barton Continues To Underwhelm

Has she just become incapable of dressing herself?  What is going on with her?

I’m not a fan of this apparent trend of wearing dead birds as dresses.  Yuck.

I Have A Confession

This weekend, in Chicago, I bought leggings.   I know.  I never thought I would type those three words on this blog EVER, until Daisy convinced me that I had to have them to go with one of the dress thingies I bought.  But I would just like the record to reflect that I would never and will never ever ever EVER wear them without something long over them, because what Mischa Barton is doing in this photo should definitely be considered a crime against humanity.

Mischa Barton Is All Class

Mischa Barton got a little tipsy the other night and slipped a little nip on her way into the car.  Which was barely noticeable, frankly, given that she basically looks like a bleeding zebra.

Really?

Not content to follow the hollywood trend of wearing the typical UGG boots with shorts in the middle of an LA summer, MIscha Barton opted for more knee coverage and ripped off a pair of boots from the old set of Dances with Wolves.

 

Mischa Barton Has A Beautiful Face

I’m serious.  Look how pretty her face is.  She really is quite beautiful. 

LOOK AT HER FACE, people. 

Mischa Barton Should Consider New Extensions

At first glance, this hair, from like chin up, is ok.  The bangs are kinda wonky, but it’s mostly ok.  And then you scroll down, and LOOK at the broomstick that is her hair extensions.  Why would you do this?  Unless of course it’s her real hair.  In which case, why would you do this?  Her hair looks like it’s been cooked in an easy-bake oven.

Summary of all the Crap that’s Happened Recently

1.  Jennifer Aniston might be pregnant.  It might be Vince Vaughn’s kid - or it might be Jason Lewis’.  Or it might not be either of theirs.   It might be that old royal guy who claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole’s cross-eyed baby - you know - the one married to Zsa Zsa.  Or I might have just made that part up.

2.  Jamie Lynn Spears might be getting married to that Casey dude who got her pregnant.  However, the baby MIGHT not be his, as various sources report that it might belong to some older producer from her show.  That would be totally scandalicious, and would alleviate some of the apathy I’m feeling about today’s celebrity news.

3.  Jessica Alba is engaged to Cash Warren.  The same guy she broke up with several months ago when she wanted to get married and he didn’t.  Hmm.  I suppose the fact she’s pregnant now is just a coincidence and not at all a way to get him to commit.

4.  Paris Hilton’s grandpa is giving away the bulk of his net worth to charity when he dies, leaving her with probably only several million skillion jillion dollars instead of a hundred million skillion jillion dollars.  I weep for her.

5.  Mischa Barton was arrested for DUI, after failing to gain anyone’s attention by acting.

6.  The dude that Lindsay Lohan was banging post rehab is now selling pictures of her and revealing all the details about his sexual encounters with her.   Next up - a “How to Live Your Life Like a Classy Gentleman” autobiography.

I don’t have the will to find pictures to go with any of this. 

Why, Hello There 1980’s!

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Wow. Leopards on the top and camels on the bottom.  Nicely done, Mischa Barton.