
…but if my husband put this outfit on, I would probably never ever ever stop laughing.
By the way, I can not TELL you how happy I am that Ashley Judd’s KY Wildcats are out of the NCAA championship. That has totally made my whole weekend. And in case you weren’t aware, Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels didn’t want them to win either. Just one of skatey eight kabillion reasons why I love him.
Looks like you overestimated your Cats, Ashley. Sucks for you.

How much do you love that she’s all smug and self-important in this photo, and that dude next to her is all, “Beyotch – I don’t care WHO you are, quit blocking my view.”
LOVE.
You guys – our governor, Mitch Daniels, said for the first time today that he isn’t ruling out a presidential run. That may not seem like mood-changing news, but it SO IS. I love him so much, and he would be the best president we could ever have ever, and so I’ve been in a fantastic mood all day about it.
AND, if that weren’t already great enough, alert and astute mockdocker Leroy sent me a photo of a creature she saw in the bathroom at the superbowl. BEHOLD:

Could this BE a better day????

Yyyyyyyyyyeah. This would be one way.
So you guys – I know you’re all on pins and needles awaiting the Big Poop Update. I’m afraid that the news isn’t good. Junior Mock is still “full.” A glycerin chip didn’t work. Miralax and several servings of prune juice didn’t work. A Dulcolax suppository didn’t work. Next up? An enema in a couple of hours. I have no idea what happens if that doesn’t work. It just HAS to.
The fever is back with a vengeance – hovering right around 101.0 – 101.5 consistently. The docs and nurses don’t seem to be as concerned about it as I am, though. So I guess that’s good? I don’t know. I’m so worn out from worrying about him that I’m not sure I’m thinking clearly anymore. I’ve definitely had better Mother’s Days, that’s for sure!
I’ve found that Junior Mock tends to rest better when there is commotion in his room, even if it’s just TV noise. Right now, I’m watching some local tv show called Mickey’s Corner, on which Gov. Mitch Daniels is being interviewed. I cannot tell you how much I love him. He’s just the most adorable governor ever, and has done some great things for Indiana.
You know that I’m tired when I start a post mocking some chick’s skirt, move on to enemas and end with the Governor.
Must. Get. Sleep.

So in INDIANAPOLIS news today, Sandy Allen, the world’s tallest woman at 7 ft 7 in, has died at age 53. What the??? How have I lived here forever and not ever seen her? I mean, it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to spot her in a crowd.
Our adorable governor, Mitch Daniels, said that he’d met her twice, and that “then, and from a distance, I admired very much the way she handled a uniquely difficult situation with uncomplaining grace.” Our governor is like, the cutest little kermit person EVER. The kind of adorable where I TOTALLY want to put him right in my pocket, and get him out every now and then to perch him on my shoulder and feed him a saltine cracker. LOOK AT HIM.

Anyway, a really really really tall lady that our governor met twice died today. Sad.
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