The Mock Dock

So I’m watching this Moment of Truth show, quite possibly the most retarded show ever created, and there is this girl on here tonight who is your typical blond big-boobed bimbo.  And the first question she’s asked is, “Do your breast implants make you feel more powerful?” to which she of course answers a resounding YES.

Now.  A couple questions later she’s asked, “Have you deliberately deceived your mother into believing you’re a virgin?” to which she also answers yes.  And this is what leads me to my question.

Isn’t it pretty much a given that if you have breast implants you have had sex?  I mean, isn’t the purpose behind breast implants to be more sexually appealing?  Which would therefore lead to sex?

I hate this show. 

I watched this show last night.  And it was the dumbest, lamest show of all time.  Yes, some of the questions were loaded and made me a wee bit nervous for the contestants.  But the whole reason to ask them is to have the audience get to experience the aftermath.  After the one dude revealed that he has touched someone at work inappropriately, I wanted to see he and his wife back in the green room fighting it out, not just silently leaving never to return again.  LAME.  And the other thing is that they make the contestants take 47 hours to answer each question.  They add all this dramatic music, but it’s not dramatic, it’s just annoying.

I’m going to give it one more chance.  And if I’m not sufficiently cringing and freaking out at the end of next week’s episode, I’m done.