Tag Archive for 'Mullet'

The Mother of all Mullets

Published
by
Mockarena
on October 24, 2007
in Eeeew and Freak
. 2 Comments

Gators tote bag?  Cell phone sideclipped to jeans? ”T-Bone” tattoo? Face paint?  Total turn ons.  But words can’t adequately describe the height of my arousal at the sight of this masterpiece of a mullet.  Someone start me a cold shower.

The Good News: Owen Wilson is Recovering From His Suicide Attempt. The Bad News: He’s Got Really Hideous Friends.

Published
by
Mockarena
on October 8, 2007
in Celebrity, Eeeew, Freak and Mockery
. 5 Comments

Does this kind of mullet have a name?  What exactly do you call a mullet which involves a bald top AND dreadlocks that cascade right into a sea of backhair?  Suggestions?