According to this, Nadya Suleman thinks she’s vastly superior to Kate Gosselin. Which is kind of like saying rotten eggs are vastly superior to rotten milk. They’re both gross, and so on the continuum of superiority, they’re pretty much neck and neck.
Nadya did the bitchy girl type of attack, and said (about bikini pictures of Kate), “It’s so staged. She’s doing it to get people to take pictures of her… I feel like it’s cheating [to get a tummy-tuck]. It’s her choice. If she has enough money to fix herself, let her. I have a better shape, though. I’m sorry, no offense to her.”
But she didn’t stop there. She also said, “I’m not as attention-seeking [as Gosselin].”
I am not sure if she said that before or after her TWO HOUR FOX SPECIAL that aired last night.
I love this. I hope every single day is like this for that wretched cow. Common sense tells me that she probably has 14 nannies for each one of those kids, and that in reality her life is a piece of cake because of all her media deals, but still. Just let me have this.
I’m serious, you guys. The irony of Nadya Suleman accusing Kate Gosselin of being an attention-whore is so completely overwhelming that I’m having a hard time even understanding how the earth didn’t just implode as soon as this video was made.
You know how I really really really intensely loathe Ashley Judd? Nadya Suleman has now passed Ashley on the Mockarena Hatred Dial.
If you’re masochistic, and you watch the video, I can tell you that there is a teeeeeny bit of comfort that comes from the fact that Nadya’s face is verging on alien due to the collagen and botox. There’s so much eye-rolling in this that you almost start to believe that those eyes will just get stuck way up in there and possibly never come out, which would actually be kinda cool.
Well, it’s happened. That hideous beast of a person, Nadya Suleman, has signed a deal to do a reality show. Which means that she will be getting rich and more famous and basically live a life of luxury for being one of the most puke-inducing skankopaths ever to walk the earth.
Her attorney fessed up the details to US Magazine after the negotiations were finalized. He said, “Nadya and the producers are hoping to have an arrangement whereby several events in the children’s lives would be filmed in a documentary series. One of the events in the children’s lives might be their first birthday. There might be several shows aired during a year. There are all kinds of possibilities. It really depends on what the networks want.”
No network has been decided on just yet – apparently the production company still has to reach a deal with one.
When asked how much Nadya would be making as part of the deal, her attorny declined to comment on account of “confidentiality.” But he did make it clear that, “Her television program will not be like the Jon and Kate Plus 8 show. Nadya is looking forward to providing her side of the story.”
Speaking of Jon and Kate, I hate them too. I hate people who whine and complain about a lack of privacy TO THE VERY CAMERAS that are filming their own stupid tv shows.
You guys, PROMISE ME that you won’t watch Nadya’s show. Let’s just all make that pact right now. We can’t contribute to this total social collapse. Ok?
Two different alert and astute mockdockers sent me emails about the latest goings-on with that horrid beast of a person, Nadya Suleman. According to this, PETA is all mad at Nadya because she wants to get a pet. And in a rare moment of clarity, PETA is actually right that pets are a lot of work, and with FOURTEEN FREAKING CHILDREN, Nadya might just have her hands full already.
But it gets better. Because Nadya doesn’t just want your average, everyday, run-of-the-mill cat or dog. She wants a PIG. Yeah. She said, “For a couple of years, the kids have been asking for a dog. I’ve actually been looking into a pig, like a little one.”
A LITTLE pig, she says. Riiiiight.
And in other octonews, it’s casting call time! Auditions are underway for Octomom- The Musical.
Octomom is at it again. I haven’t written about her lately because the mere mention of her makes my blood pressure rise exponentially, and the fact that she got herself a half million dollar house and round the clock child care and that she spends more money than even Tammy Faye Baker would have thought was appropriate – well, it was just too much for me to bear. But you guys, listen to what she’s done now.
According to this, Nadya Suleman has fired the charity organization, Angels In Waiting, which was providing 24/7 care for her octoplets, as well as her six other kids. Why? Because she’s a f%*king lunatic, that’s why.
Nadya has decided she wants to hire her own nannies. Because, you know, her judgment is so sound.
Members of Angels in Waiting are geared up to be on Dr Phil soon to talk about this whole thing, and Nadya is apparently worried that the non-profit group intends to be critical of her, so she’s hoping to appear on the same episode to defend herself.
Nadya Suleman’s publicist (her second, mind you – since the first one split once they started getting death threats) has quit.
Victor Munoz told US magazine that he quit Friday night, because Nadya “is nuts.”
Wait. Whaaat? NADYA SULEMAN IS CRAZY??? Has someone informed the media about this? Because maybe someone ought to be looking into whether or not the six kabillion kids she has are safe. And to think – here I was thinking she was all normal. It’s a good thing this publicist person is finally bringing some needed perspective to this otherwise perfectly normal situation.
Victor continues. “It just got to be too much,” he said. “It’s pretty much a free for all over there right now. They are freaking out right now. Not to sound arrogant, but those people depended on me for everything. You have no idea what I’ve had to do for these people. Nadya got real greedy. This I can say: what ultimately destroyed the business arrangement was personal reasons.”
An alert and astute mockdocker sent me a link to today’s news about Octobeyotch. And the news is that she is moving into a four bedroom, 2800 square foot home in a couple of weeks. Doesn’t that make you so happy?
You guys - you HAVE to go watch this video of her. It’s not embeddable – but trust me. You have to see it. My favorite parts are when her kid hits her square in the face. I LOVE that. She’s obviously got the six kids she’s already responsible for WELL under control, as you’ll see.
My next favorite part? When she describes her new home as being safe, because “in her line of work, she knows there’s a lot of mentally disturbed people out there.” That made me giggle so much. “Her line of work.” OMG.
My next favorite part? When she says she couldn’t associate food stamps with being a kind of welfare because of the pain medication she was on.
It’s just loaded with goodies like that, mockdockers. Enjoy!
According to this, Octomom Nadya Suleman has rejected an offer made by a non-profit group to provide round-the-clock nursing care to her 14 kids. The offer also included a home in which she and her entire family could live together.
Gloria Allred, who represents the group Angels in Waiting and who I usually can’t stand, claims that Nadya seemed much more interested in essentially pimping out her babies and doing a reality tv show. A representative for Angels In Waiting would not agree to supporting a reality show because of the possible infections the babies could contract from having so many other people and cameras in the home. So Nadya REJECTED THE OFFER.
So see? She asked for this group to offer a reality show, they said it’s not good for the babies, and so Nadya naturally said no. Just like any good mom would. I mean, any good mom knows that the key to parenting is whoring out your kids and making a profit off of them, while at the same time robbing the taxpayers blind.
Is there a word stronger than “hate” that I can start using about my feelings about her? Suggestions?
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