I swear, this family is INSANE.
According to this, Naomi Judd is now revealing for the first time that she was sexually abused at age 3, and that she doesn’t trust her mother. And Wynonna has revealed that she too, was sexually abused, and hasn’t yet faced her attacker. Both Naomi and Wynonna claim that all three of the Judd women get along just fabulously, even though Ashley just crapped all over the two of them in her new book.
Interestingly, however, even though Ashley keeps telling all of the media outlets that her mom has read her book, Naomi begs to differ. Whoops.
TRAINWRECKS. All of them.
I told you in an earlier post, my arch nemesis Ashley is going to be in the news CONSTANTLY for the next few months, and today’s spread in the USA Today is no exception.
But I am TOTALLY GLEED OUT over the photo they chose to use. Behold:
She looks like she just swallowed a bug. I LOVE THIS.
There’s nothing terribly surprising or newsworthy in the article itself, except for the tidbit from Naomi that she’s only read a couple of chapters of the book. She said she wants to “honor her reality,” and that “Everybody’s going to have a different reality.” Translation: Ashley’s accounts of all of her trauma and horrific upbringing are basically a big ole dramatic exaggeration.
I ripped on Ashley Judd earlier, because let’s face it, she was due after that ridiculous USA Today article. But in the same way I have to give credit to Wynonna and Naomi for being on the right side politically, I have to give Ashley credit for aging naturally, unlike her mom and sister.
I mean, YOWZA.
So, you guys know from previous posts that Ashley Judd has been running around the country forcing her political opinions on every person she encounters, and holding discussion forums on why everyone should vote for Obama, and making commercials about how Sarah Palin is mean to polar bears, etc. She’s out of control.
So you can imagine my delight to read this evening that Naomi Judd, Ashley’s mother, just introduced Sarah Palin at a Missouri rally. She claimed she couldn’t stand by and listen to the “unrepentant liberal biased media” anymore, and that even though it means she probably won’t be invited to any more Hollywood parties, she was still throwing her support behind Palin. I love this.
Don’t get me wrong – I think all three of the Judd women are batcrap crazy. My point in telling you this isn’t to get political, but to simply tell you to cross your fingers along with me that this will result in a huge public family feud that we can all point our fingers at and mock. Bring it on, crazy Judd women! I want to see claws out, hair-pulling mother/daughter fighting, and I want to see Wynonna in the background cheering them both on with a giant tub of ice cream on her lap.
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