Tag Archive for 'Natalie Portman'

Natalie Portman REALLY LOVES Her Boyfriend

Published
by
Mockarena
on July 22, 2008
in Celebrity, Freak and Mockery
. 5 Comments

I don’t think there is any other way to explain this “music video” that Natalie Portman, presumably voluntarily, is in with her furry boyfriend, Devendra Barnhart.

WTF is up with this crazy video? I’ve never done drugs, but I’m going to assume that if I did, this is pretty much what it would feel like.

Totally Unrelated P.S. Natalie Portman is gorgeous. Crazy maybe, but gorgeous.

I Don’t Know About You…

Published
by
Mockarena
on April 22, 2008
in Celebrity and Mockery
. 1 Comment

…but if a dog mistook me for a random fire hydrant, I’d be kinda humiliated.  Even if I was Natalie Portman.

Guess What!

Published
by
Mockarena
on April 10, 2008
in Celebrity and Mockery
. 0 Comments

You don’t have to be hot to date Natalie Portman.  In fact, wolfmen are encouraged to apply.

Separated at Birth?

Published
by
Mockarena
on February 12, 2008
in Celebrity and phooooooooooooot
. 0 Comments

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Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman and…

All the girls from Robert Palmer videos.

You know I’m right.