Several pics of Linda Hogan and her new boyfriend - this NINETEEN YEAR OLD, are floating around this morning. Which I’m sure means that’s a glass of water he’s sporting there. I don’t know exactly how old she is, but I’m guessing it’s at least double this dude’s age. And what’s disturbing to me about this is that he looks like her son, much like Hulk’s girlfriend looks like his daughter. That’s just plain creepy.
Brooke and Nick just need to start dating each other (once Nick is out of jail) and then it’ll be like a full cycle of creepiness has completed.
…but Nick Hogan is miserable in jail. And what’s hilarious about this is that it’s being widely reported as news. I don’t know about you, but I kind of thought that being miserable was basically the entire point of jail.
He’s even in an isolated cell, so it’s not like he has the constant threat of anal penetration to worry about.
Crybaby.
Nick Hogan is going to cop a plea in the case of that poor kid he’s basically responsible for turning into a vegetable. Anyway, he could get up to 5 years in prison, which, translated into celebrity, means he’ll serve approximately 4 minutes.
Can we just all agree that any guy, particularly one who’s white, who wears this kind of necklace and flashes a dorky hand gesture is officially a douche? Who’s with me on this.
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