Here’s what Nicole Kidman looks like TWO WEEKS after giving emptying a baby out of her uterine area. Seriously, what kind of alien freak is Nicole Kidman? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
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A baby girl named Sunday Rose emerged from Nicole Kidman’s uterine area this morning.
Yawn.
I don’t know if it’s the pregnancy or what, but Nicole Kidman is starting to look an awful lot like:
This is what Nicole Kidman looks like at 6 MONTHS PREGNANT. I don’t think I will ever be this thin…EVER. Here is what an average six-month pregnant belly looks like:
And basically that’s what I think I look like right now…without being pregnant. Oh well. I’m not really depressed. But, it is fun to make all of you look at a pregnant belly. You know what else is fun? Googling to try to find images of pregnant people. I’m sure my IT guy will be very confused by my history tonight. All in a day’s work I guess.
These photos of Nicole were captured during her husband’s concert in Australia. It must make Keith Urban feel really good to get this kind of adoration and attention during his concerts.
Nicole Kidman is furrowing her brow. I repeat. Nicole Kidman is able to furrow her brow.
X17 vultures captured this photo of NICOLE KIDMAN shopping for maternity wear, looking about as youthful as Jessica Tandy did in Driving Miss Daisy.
Nicole Kidman blah blah might be blah pregnant blah.
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Nicole Kidman, showing that she is indeed still capable of facial expression despite being over-botoxed, was spotted wearing a spacesuit on the red carpet earlier this week. Spacesuits are apparently the new black.
Nicole Kidman, who claims to have never had Botox, demonstrates her unique ability to only wrinkle at the outside tip of each eyebrow when she tries to look surprised.
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