According to this, Nicole Richie is coming out with a new book. Now, of all of the millions of topics you might expect someone like Nicole Richie to make a book about, would you ever guess COOKING!?
Yes. She’s coming out with a book of her own personal recipes. As if to suggest that she eats.
Have I mentioned to you guys how much I hate these trendy long dresses that all of Hollywood is wearing these days? It’s such a lazy design, really. I mean, I think what’s going on here is that designers are just flat exhausted from coming up with new crap, so they collectively decided to just relax for a bit and make dresses with no actual shape to them. Hey Dolce - I bet Gabbana said - hows about we just cut a giant piece of fabric and throw in a few holes here and there for appendages to stick out of, and we get Hollywood to think it’s the newest bestest thing even though it’s a design that flatters absolutely no one? Great idea, I bet Dolce said. And there you have it.
You know who would look really good in the dress that Nicole Richie is wearing? The curtain rod over in the bathroom at my mother in law’s house. This would work nicely as a shower curtain in a floral bathroom.
Nicole Richie, setting an example for expectant mothers everywhere, was seen recently giving her unborn infant the life-giving and essential nicotine every growing baby needs.
Have you ever seen a more vacuous, hollow, and empty-headed trio in your life? Seriously. I’ve seen tree stumps that look smarter.
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