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Prepare To Feel Really Bad About Yourself

See this kid?  This is a 10 year old kid who’s a sophomore in college.  And he’s breezing through his advanced math, astronomy and stats classes, with a future goal of proving that wormholes exist.  When he’s not at school, he’s off winning trophies in martial arts and playing at piano recitals.

You know - typical 10 year old kid stuff.

In other news, a 19 year old college freshman just became mayor of Muskogee, OK.  I’m not kidding about this.  And he wants to continue his schooling.  You know - when his mayoral duties don’t conflict. 

What the hell did these mothers take when they were pregnant?