Is anyone else’s blood turning cold at the sound of this hyena? SHE COULD BE PRESIDENT, people. This is no laughing matter.
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I appreciate toned arms as much as the next person. But enough is enough. When your arms are so muscular that they start looking like the tentacles of a squid, you need to lay off the power Pilates.
Capris on men (aka Manpris) really make guys look gay.
I give you Exhibit C: Proof that breast implants last far longer than anyone needs them to.
Leona Helmsley, tax evader extraordinaire and arguably one of the world’s sexiest women, has died at the ripe old age of 87 from heart failure.
I really enjoy going to parties, but I don’t like piñatas because the whole pinata thing promotes violence against flamboyant animals. It’s like a group of drunk friends, co-workers or even random strangers say, “Hey, there’s a donkey with some pizzazz. Let’s beat the crap out of it.”
I guess what I want you all to learn from this is … don’t make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did.
Absurdly yours,
Holmes
My mother used to make me wear brown, patent leather shoes and hold her hand, as we walked to the Piggly Wiggly for a half gallon of milk and a bag of frozen tater-tots. My friend Wilton’s mother used to make him wear an apron and wipe down the counters after every meal. My friend Brent’s ma used to make him hold her purse while she shopped for those old lady undergarments that look like bathing suits from the 1920s.
But never once did any of us have to give our mom a full body massage and tie her bikini top back on after she attempted to brown her alabaster flesh. This kid has no chance of not being a hair stylist, that is if he doesn’t become an interior designer first.
Did anyone actually think a 30 year old tennis player would actually choose a 48 year old to date/marry? No offense to our older audience, but there is probably some wear and tear to the under carriage at age 48. If your glass is half full, it just means she is well experienced (you know, like those used experienced golf balls they have at pro shops).
Speaking of which, the aged dame appeared in playboy in the past, this explains her hotness at 48. After the jump, we will take a look at her impressive resume.
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