Eva Longoria and her husband Tony Parker remade Summer Nights, from the movie Grease, which starred the infinitely more talented Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta. I don’t know why they did it – I just know they did it. And it’s every bit as stupid as you might expect, and you’ll wish you hadn’t watched it after it’s done.
Enjoy. 
At least, I THINK it’s her halloween costume. Because a person wouldn’t wear this as an actual outfit, right? I think she’s just putting a new spin on Olivia Newton-John’s get-up in Grease. And I think this photo was captured during an impromptu Electric Slide moment.
Look how pissed off the chick behind her is! She looks personally offended by Beyonce’s outfit. As if that outfit is somehow causing her personal pain.
Holy crap. First of all, Olivia Newton John’s daughter, Chloe Lattanzi, did not inherit her mother’s looks. In fact, somehow, in some freaky genetic mystery, she inherited the looks of a cross between Marilyn Manson and MacKenzie Phillips. Which, I don’t need to tell you, isn’t good news for Chloe.
Anyway, she was forced to sing Britney Spears’ Toxic on Rock the Cradle the other night. And the result, as you’ll see in the video, was an unmitigated disaster.
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