Oh. My. God.
Look at the total freakout that is had by Oprah’s audience when she announces it’s that day that the whole audience gets a whole bunch of free stuff.
I will admit right now that if I visited the Oprah show and found out I was going to get a bunch of free stuff, I would be happy and I might even jump up and down for a second and clap. And if I were with a friend or two, I’d probably look at them with surprise and smile and say, “omg!” and then in the spirit of things, continue to clap and stand and look really happy.
But there is NO WAY that I would cry and scream and practically pass out, and carry on like these huge-breasted women in the audience. This is the type of reaction typically reserved for, say, winning millions in the lottery. Or maybe discovering you have the power of flight. These women have lost their minds.
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