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Pam Anderson Needs Help Accessorizing

Seriously, what in the holy hell is that upside down plant on her head?  This reminds me of that antler the Grinch put on his poor little dog.  You know.

This is like taking the worst of fashion from Sex In The City and fusing it with basically anything Lady Gaga would wear.

Ick.

She Can’t Help Herself

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I think we’ve just reached a point where Pam Anderson is simply incapable of not showing the world her crotchular area at all times.  We may as well just accept this.

She’s wearing a wife-beater as a DRESS.  Someone needs to tell her that using a bedazzler to affix giant fake gemstones to a wife-beater doesn’t make it classier.

Pam Anderson Is Graceful

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Some designer, that Pam Anderson is pictured with here, allowed her to walk the runway in his show.  I gotta believe he’s rethinking that decision.

Staying Classy

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This is what Pam Anderson wore AT THE LOS ANGELES AIRPORT this weekend.  Is she just completely unaware of how old she is or what?  Not that this is necessarily appropriate for someone younger, but it’s GROSSLY inappropriate for a 40-ish person.  And I say that as a person who is dangerously close to being 40-ish.

Ow.

OMG look at her crotchular area. I can’t understand how she can still be smiling, what with all of the sequins grinding into her vulvularity.

A Lesson In Class: By Pamela Anderson

This is what Pam Anderson chose to wore to some event in Miami last night. 

I think the hat adds a lot to the ensemble.

Pam Anderson Would Still Like Some More Attention Please

Look at the right side of this dress (her left, our right).  HOW in the world is that side of her dress staying up?  And where are her nipples, exactly?  Because the fact that they don’t seem to be visible at all doesn’t make sense to me, given the amount of breastular area she’s subjecting us to.

Apparently her boys are starting to get teased at school about the fact that their mom is somewhat famous for having a sex tape, and they’re being put in the awkward position of having to defend their total skank of a mom.  But you know what?  At least her sex tape was with her then-husband.  I’d be more interested in how Jenna Jameson’s twins are going to handle the teasing they’re likely to get.

You Know What I Hate?

This.  I hate when people in 85 degree weather wear winter boots.  The fact that it’s gigantor herself, Brooke Hogan, doesn’t help matters any.  Can we blame Pamela Anderson for this?  Wasn’t she sort of the originator of this look?

Anyway, I would like to see these same celebrities who insist on wearing Uggs with minidresses or shorts, visit a state that actually HAS winter, and I want to see them wear a winter coat with flip flops.  Just to create a little balance.

More Breastmilk Stories!


You guys – remember the post about that Swiss retaurant who wants to start using breastmik as a key ingredient in their food?  Well, a friend of Daisy’s sent her an article today about how the EVP of PETA has fired off a letter to Ben and Jerry (the ice cream guys) to implore them to use breastmilk in their ice cream.

This is just further evidence that PETA is a completely wacked-out organization.  I don’t know if you’ve ever read any quotes attributed to their President, but that chick is a freaking lunatic.

I am an animal lover, and am all about the Humane Society and treating animals ethically, but I’m also a person who believes that humans still rank a little higher on the food chain.  PETA is just EXTREME.  Plus, their main spokesperson is Pam Anderson for crying out loud.  That can’t help ANYONE’s cause.  You know what Pam Anderson looks like she could use?  A nice filet mignon.

Anyway, if you are interested in the letter the EVP wrote to Ben and Jerry, it’s after the jump. Continue reading ‘More Breastmilk Stories!’

Whaaaa?

I love this picture SO MUCH, simply because of how totally unexplainable it is.  WTF is happening with Pam Anderson’s hair, and why is she talking to Powder?

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