Pam Anderson called Jessica Simpson a bitch and a whore on an Australian radio station.
Just let the irony of that settle in for a second.
Pam Anderson has probably slept with more people than Jessica Simpson has even MET in her lifetime.
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This report says that Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee are back together for the 801st time (their number, not mine).
There are meth addicts less self-destructive than Pam Anderson at this point. This is like the world record for exercises in futility.
At some point you have to start wondering why Pam Anderson even bothers to wear clothes at all.
Pam Anderson has been allowed to become an actual official US citizen. It was one thing when we could blame Canada for her, but now she’s one of us.
There are reports all across the web world that Pam Anderson surprised Hugh Hefner on his 82nd birthday by appearing naked in front of him.
I fail to see how this is news. First of all, when is there a day in the life of Hugh Hefner where there AREN’T naked women appearing in front of him? Secondly, since when does Pam Anderson wear clothing?
Checking to see if she still has her right breast is Pam Anderson, who was just given a SEVEN FIGURE DEAL to star in a reality show. Which our society desperately needs. The show will be pretty much a day in the life of Pam - chasing her kids around, running errands for PETA, and making sure her breasts are still there.
All in a day’s work.
…that makeup can hide wrinkles, but it can’t hide ugly. Wow.
Two weeks after getting symbolically but not legally married, Eddie Murphy and his symbolic but not legal wife have decided to end their relationship, which really just makes a mockery of Pam Anderson’s what - month long? - marriage to Rick Solomon.
TMZ is reporting that Pam Anderson is pregnant. Which will complicate her current divorce proceedings (assuming that Rick Solomon is the father).
It’s times like these when I just have to sit back and give quiet thanks to celebrities like Pam who provide me with endless opportunities to mock. (Except you, Angelina. I’m still waiting for you to screw up again. I’m watching you.)
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