You guys – you know what I just realized? I’m a GROWN-UP. And you know how I know this? Because I was anxiously awaiting the Vice Presidential debate to begin, and I am watching it.
I remember being a kid at holidays, and sitting with the grown-ups, and having absolutely no idea how they could spend so many hours talking about world news and politics and the economy, when there were far more pressing issues to discuss – like recent happenings at the Charlie’s Angels Deluxe Hideout, and who was hotter – Shaun Cassidy or Parker Stevenson, and how lame the prizes in Cracker Jacks boxes were getting.
But now I’m ONE OF THEM. I care about things like STOCK OPTIONS and LIFE INSURANCE for god’s sake. When did this happen? I feel like it was just yesterday that the most important matters of any given day had to do with how high my bangs should be and whether or not I had enough Aquanet to support the chosen height.
Getting older SUCKS.

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