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I Have, Just In The Last Few Minutes, Had A Mid-Life Crisis.

You guys – you know what I just realized?  I’m a GROWN-UP.  And you know how I know this?  Because I was anxiously awaiting the Vice Presidential debate to begin, and I am watching it

I remember being a kid at holidays, and sitting with the grown-ups, and having absolutely no idea how they could spend so many hours talking about world news and politics and the economy, when there were far more pressing issues to discuss – like recent happenings at the Charlie’s Angels Deluxe Hideout, and who was hotter – Shaun Cassidy or Parker Stevenson, and how lame the prizes in Cracker Jacks boxes were getting.

But now I’m ONE OF THEM.  I care about things like STOCK OPTIONS and LIFE INSURANCE for god’s sake.  When did this happen?  I feel like it was just yesterday that the most important matters of any given day had to do with how high my bangs should be and whether or not I had enough Aquanet to support the chosen height.

Getting older SUCKS.

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