The Mock Dock

…I will post it. I love him. And I love Rashida Jones.

“A whole bunch of tongue deep in my mouth.” LOVE.

From SNL. Kissaholics. So awkward. So great. So gross. LOVE.

*Promise expires after 24 hours, at which point any and all Paul Rudd videos remain fair game for posting.

Paul Rudd + Justin Timberlake + SNL regulars + leotards = video magic. LOVE.

This is more of Paul Rudd dancing, in a movie with Michelle Pfeiffer called “I Could Never Be Your Woman.” Obviously, I will need to see this. If you have already, I will need you to review it for me in the comments.

How gorgeous is Michelle Pfeiffer, by the way? So gorgeous that she’s punch-in-the-face worthy, that’s how.

You guys, if you have not yet seen Role Models, you MUST SEE IT.

Mr. Mock seems to be rather disappointed in me, because I announced to him yesterday that Paul Rudd was on my top 5 list. And you know the list I’m talking about. I think he feels like I could do better, actually, which is kind of adorable.

Anyway, you have two assignments for this post. The first is to post a review of “I Could Never Be Your Woman” if in fact you have seen it. The second is to post your top 5 list. Or at least your top 3. I am pretty sure you know mine by now, but in case you’re new here, it’s as follows:

1. Robbie Williams
2. David Beckham
3. Paul Rudd

Naturally, Mr. Mock is twenty eight skabillion times hotter than all 3 of them combined, but this is simply an emergency back-up list. (And no, he didn’t tell me to write that.)

GO!

Again. Love. So much love.

If you loved him already, prepare to love him more. If you didn’t love him already, what the hell is the matter with you?

The great, green-eyed Paul Rudd’s Role Models comes out this weekend!  So psyched, even though I probably won’t get to see it till the following weekend.  So without revealing too much about it, you’ll all have to give me your reviews after you see it.

Mr. Mock and I saw Zack and Miri this past weekend and it was hilarious.  Afterwords, Mr. Mock said, “That is one of the filthiest movies I have ever seen,” to which I replied, “Honey – that’s ridiculous.  We’ve watched porn way filthier than this.”  He rolled his eyes at me, because of course what he meant was out of all the MAINSTREAM movies, it was one of the filthiest.  With that filter, then yes, I can see what he meant.  In fact, there is one specific moment in the movie that is the dirtiest, filthiest moment EVER, and I mean that in every sense of the words “dirty” and “filthy.”  If you’ve seen it, you know what I’m talking about.  If you haven’t seen it, SEE IT.  If only to watch the Mac guy being totally flamingly gay.

This is one of those movies I gotta see on opening night. You know who I love? PAUL RUDD. I love him SO MUCH.