Apparently, Taylor Swift is quite tall. I did not know this.
Look. I’ll be honest with you guys. I’m way too lame to stay up past 10pm on a school night. This is what my life has come to. I’m also too lame to remember, until, say, 45 minutes into it, that the AMA’s were even ON last night. So I happened to catch a total of 2.5 performances - and they included 1/2 a performance of Pink, and full performances of Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus. Here are my observations.
1. Pink needs to stop dressing like a woman. It simply doesn’t work for her. She needs to just embrace her manliness and dress like a biker.
2. Taylor Swift, who I’ve heard is quite talented and seems like a lovely young lady, bored the crap out of me. That was a total high school show choir/talent show performance.
3. Miley Cyrus, as much as she annoys me, is a born performer. That girl just knows how to work a stage. I kind of hate myself for typing that, but it’s true.
Thoughts?
Anyway, I know I’ve got a ton of youtube performances to catch up on, but seeing as how I have no sound on this laptop, that’ll have to wait till I’m actually in GA. Stay tuned.
Seeing Pink trying to look feminine, in a flowy gown, makes all the synapses in my brain basically shut down. This outfit makes about as much sense as a tutu on a crocodile. Actually, it makes less sense than that.
People with penises should not wear these dresses. And you KNOW Pink currently has or had at one point in her life, a penisular area.
Reports are circulating that Pink has joined Scientology. I totally get that Scientology has members, because they’re a cult and all, but I am kind of surprised that they still get NEW members. Seriously - who falls for that crap still?
Here’s another thing about Pink. You see how her hips are all cut and she’s got those ridge-like things that are super sexy on guys? Women are not supposed to have those ridges. I am pretty sure that at some point in her life, and perhaps even still, she has been the owner of a penis.
It’s never made sense to me that Pink’s chosen stage name is Pink, and not something more masculine like, say, “Butch”. And to further confound me, she opted to wear a POLKADOT bikini with a floppy hat to the beach. As if to suggest that she’s soft and feminine as a general rule.
Pink - please. If you could just go ahead and put on an olympic-style one-piece, perhaps with a skull and crossbones on it, that would be terrific. You’re not fooling anyone.
Pink and Carey Hart are getting a divorce, but before you go throwing yourself off a ledge in despair over the fragility of marriage in Hollywood, let me just say this.
I’m pretty sure Pink is a lesbian. There is no way this would have ever worked.
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