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	<title>The Mock Dock &#187; plastic surgery</title>
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		<title>Heidi Montag Looks Horrible</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2011/09/19/heidi-montag-looks-horrible/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2011/09/19/heidi-montag-looks-horrible/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 01:04:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Heidi Montag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[plastic surgery]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=17419</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[All that plastic surgery she had several months ago? It&#8217;s DESTROYED any hope she has for ever looking like a normal human being. BEHOLD: And if you&#8217;re still not convinced, check out the close-up. And on top of that, that dress is heinous.  Ick. We should cleanse our eyeballs with something cute, right?  So here. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Holy Mother Of Lipular Areas</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/10/19/holy-mother-of-lipular-areas/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/10/19/holy-mother-of-lipular-areas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 22:50:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Eeeew]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Freak]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[cheek implants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[plastic surgery]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If she kissed you, you would end up with a lipstick mark from your forehead to your chin.  And that&#8217;s only if her cheekular areas didn&#8217;t bruise you first. Worst. Cheek Implants. EVER. And you know what&#8217;s ridiculous?  She doesn&#8217;t think that&#8217;s enough lipstick.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>Before And After</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/09/12/before-and-after/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/09/12/before-and-after/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2010 14:33:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Freak]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[plastic surgery]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=13357</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[See these two relatively good looking men?  That&#8217;s Igor and Grichka Bogdanof, who apparently used to be French TV stars back when they looked like this. But then they went all Catwoman on our assular areas, and got tons of Botox and fillers and implants, and now they look like this: LOOK at the chinular [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>What??? G&#8217;s Are Too BIG?!?!?</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/08/25/what-gs-are-too-big/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/08/25/what-gs-are-too-big/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 01:21:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mockery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Heidi Montag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[plastic surgery]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=13140</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Seriously &#8211; is Heidi Montag the stupidest female in this country right now? Can we investigate this? According to this, now that her plastic surgeon is dead (for real! he died last week!) Heidi has decided to talk about how much she regrets making herself look like an alien.  AND, she even wants to downgrade [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Tara Reid Needs More Twinkies And Less Plastic Surgery</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/06/01/tara-reid-needs-more-twinkies-and-less-plastic-surgery/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/06/01/tara-reid-needs-more-twinkies-and-less-plastic-surgery/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 22:53:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eeeew]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[plastic surgery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tara Reid]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I mean, her body has been RAVAGED, you guys.  It&#8217;s like a bad science experiment.  Her boobs are lopsided and the rest of her is just a bony, blotchy mess. I almost feel bad enough for her to MAIL her some twinkies.  Like &#8211; I&#8217;m thinking we should start some sort of Twinkies For Tara [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>This Ad Totally Gives Me The Glees.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/05/06/this-ad-totally-gives-me-the-glees/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/05/06/this-ad-totally-gives-me-the-glees/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 01:05:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Freak]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[charles moore billboard]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[plastic surgery]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=11910</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What specifically about a cat in a bow tie and a glass of champagne do you think Dr. Moore believed would entice plastic surgery patients to his practice?]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>She Can&#8217;t Even Chew A Burger, You Guys</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/04/25/she-cant-even-chew-a-burger-you-guys/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/04/25/she-cant-even-chew-a-burger-you-guys/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2010 18:22:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Heidi Montag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[plastic surgery]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[BEHOLD after the jump: Heidi Montag having dinner with her family, and justifying her 10 plastic surgeries in one day by saying it&#8217;s all because of where she lives. HATE.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>I. LOATHE. HEIDI MONTAG.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/01/19/i-loathe-heidi-montag/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/01/19/i-loathe-heidi-montag/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:42:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eeeew]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mockery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Heidi Montag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[plastic surgery]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=10922</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[How do you completely transform your body and face such that you end up looking like the alien-version of yourself, and then say, &#8220;Beauty comes from within.&#8221; HOW??? She is soooo ridiculous. HATE.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/01/19/i-loathe-heidi-montag/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>So THAT&#8217;S Why We&#8217;ve Been Spared For So Long</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/01/13/so-thats-why-weve-been-spared-for-so-long/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/01/13/so-thats-why-weve-been-spared-for-so-long/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 00:50:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mockery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Heidi Montag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[plastic surgery]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=10871</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve been spared from having to see nauseating photos of Heidi Montag for several weeks because apparently, she&#8217;s addicted to making herself look as little like Heidi Montag as she possibly can. Thoughts?]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/01/13/so-thats-why-weve-been-spared-for-so-long/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Is It Just Me?</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/07/14/is-it-just-me-4/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/07/14/is-it-just-me-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:24:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eeeew]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[ET]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[latoya jackson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[plastic surgery]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=8855</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Or do you guys see the resemblance too? Seriously.  Enough with the plastic surgery, LaToya. P.S. Don't forget! County/State Fair photo contest going on RIGHT NOW! See here for details: FAIR CONTEST!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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