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Oh Dear God No (version 2.0)

Published
by
Mockarena
on July 25, 2008
in Celebrity, General Observation and Mockery
. 2 Comments

You guys, Spencer Pratt, the douchiest douche of all douches, is contemplating posing for Playgirl.  In Touch Magazine says that Spencer would insist on a $1 million dollar payout <puke>.  When asked by reporters about the Playgirl deal, Spencer simply said, “As usual, Heidi and I are entertaining a lot of offers.” You know he said that with that dopey, douchetacular, crap-eating face, too.  HATE.

The only offer that should be given to Spencer Pratt is the kind where someone pays him a crapload of money to go away forever.  I think that’d be money well spent.