The Mock Dock

Itty bitty teeny tiny dancer Prince has to get his hip replaced.  Too many splits, apparently.  Or heterosexual sex. 

I’ve spent a lot of time defending you and your masculinity to my friends.  And this is how you repay me? 

Prince is so freaking cool, that he can’t even be bothered to use two hands to clap anymore.  He is pictured above with his clapping assistant, hired specifically to accompany him to fashion shows and other events which might compel him to applaud.