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	<title>The Mock Dock &#187; Renee Zellweger</title>
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		<title>Best. Impression Of Squinty McLemonSucker. EVER.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:54:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if you guys watched the Family Guy special last night, but Mr. Mock and I did and basically it was a huge disappointment EXCEPT for this one shining moment, which an alert and astute mockdocker sent me via youtube today. I love this. You know what would have made the show completely [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Especially For Bunny</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/09/24/especially-for-bunny/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:49:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If my sister is looking at this picture, I promise you it is taking every ounce of her self-control not to hurl her laptop across the room right now.  Such is the hatred she has for Renee McLemonsucker.   And here, not only do we have the standard Renee squinty-eyed lemon-lips pose, but we also have [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>Regret</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/08/31/regret/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 22:42:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jennifer Aniston]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is apparently Bradley Cooper and Renee McLemonSucker pulling in to check into a Beverly Hills hotel together. This is what I&#8217;m guessing they&#8217;re thinking: Renee:  OMG I have no idea how I ever thought Bradley Cooper would stay interested in me, what with my impossibly perpetually puckered sour facial expression and all.  Bradley:  I [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Condolences To Women Everywhere&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/08/11/condolences-to-women-everywhere/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/08/11/condolences-to-women-everywhere/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:25:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;for Bradley Cooper is no longer available. But that&#8217;s not even the worst news. The worst news is that he&#8217;s dating Squinty McLemonsucker. VOLUNTARILY. Behold.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Squinty McLemonSucker Flirts With David Letterman. Sits Awkwardly While Doing So.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/02/26/squinty-mclemonsucker-flirts-with-david-letterman-sits-awkwardly-while-doing-so/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/02/26/squinty-mclemonsucker-flirts-with-david-letterman-sits-awkwardly-while-doing-so/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 19:26:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Renee Zellweger]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An alert and astute mockdocker sent me a link to Renee Zellweger&#8217;s appearance on David Letterman recently, and pointed out, ever so alertly and astutely, that the way she was sitting looked really weird.  You can behold for yourself below. You know what I noticed?  That she has a drawl, that she can&#8217;t seem to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>This Was A Bad Idea</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/01/12/this-was-a-bad-idea/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/01/12/this-was-a-bad-idea/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:07:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah.  Have celebrities not learned about sheer fabric and camera flash yet?  Isn&#8217;t there a class or something that they go through about what reflects poorly on the red carpet? I hate her lemon face &#8211; so this makes me giggle.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>Golden Globes</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/01/12/golden-globes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 04:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[ricky gervais]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Salma Hayek]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sean Combs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Seth Rogen]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love award shows, but the Golden Globes are by far my favorite.  And as you might expect, I have many many opinions on everything related to the Globes of tonight. After the jump, behold my observations, in no particular order. First, I intensely dislike Rumer Willis.  It&#8217;s probably irrational, but I can&#8217;t help be [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Look!</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/09/18/look-6/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/09/18/look-6/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 10:47:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mockery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Renee Zellweger]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Renee Zellweger&#8217;s eyes aren&#8217;t slits!  Granted, it looks like she&#8217;s had a lifetime&#8217;s worth of botox injected into her entire face-ular area, but still.  Her eyes are kind of open, and this is a step in the right direction for her.  I&#8217;m going to hold out hope that maybe, just maybe, at the next event [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Make.  It.  Stop.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/09/05/make-it-stop-3/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/09/05/make-it-stop-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:18:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mockery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Renee Zellweger]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Is there anything we can do about this?  Some sort of smiling moratorium perhaps?  This face has to be stopped.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Renee Zellweger&#8217;s Face</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/14/renee-zellwegers-face/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/14/renee-zellwegers-face/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:22:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mockery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Renee Zellweger]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There is no question that Renee Zellweger always looks like she&#8217;s eaten a lemon.  We&#8217;ve discussed this here and here and here before.   But you know what I realized when I saw this picture? It&#8217;s not so much that she looks like a lemon sucker (which she obviously does), it&#8217;s that her face seems like [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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