The Mock Dock

Bunny just sent me this link, which confirms that Brett Favre has unretired himself for like the skatey eight kabillionth time, so that he can play for the Vikings. 

I hate him.  I hate him and his retiring tease game.  FREAKING STAY RETIRED, you jerk.  Just sell your wranglers and stay out of football already.  GAWD.

Yup!  Lance Armstrong has successfully impregnated someone; namely, his girlfriend Anna Hansen.  They are due in June.

I used to be a Lance fan. A Fance, if you will.  But not since he decided to come out of retirement. 

Hate.

I hate it when people make a big giant production out of the fact that they’re retiring, and therefore all sorts of accolades and extra press gets put out about them and all of the various contributions they’ve made to whatever activity they happened to be involved in, and then they turn around and decide that they don’t want to be retired after all, and then the press goes all crazy about how they’re coming out of retirement.  I hate this.  I hate it when singers do it, and I hated it when Michael Jordan did it, and when Brett Favre did it, and I am going on the record now as saying that I hate that Lance Armstrong is doing it.

You know what?  MAKE A DECISION AND STICK WITH IT.  I couldn’t care less if Lance can or does win another Tour de France.  HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE RETIRED.  We already know he can win it a whole bunch of times.  Just be retired already.

HATE.