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	<title>The Mock Dock &#187; Rihanna</title>
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		<title>This Video Proves Two Things</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 23:20:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Rihanna is woefully incapable of doing the moonwalk. 2. Rihanna is woefully incapable of dressing herself.]]></description>
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		<title>Charo Is Not Only Still Coochie-Coochie-ing, But She&#8217;s Covering RIHANNA</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/09/08/charo-is-not-only-still-coochie-coochie-ing-but-shes-covering-rihanna/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/09/08/charo-is-not-only-still-coochie-coochie-ing-but-shes-covering-rihanna/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:53:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have no words.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Chris Brown Apologizes Blah Blah Blah</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/07/20/chris-brown-apologizes-blah-blah-blah/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/07/20/chris-brown-apologizes-blah-blah-blah/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:14:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A billion years after the fact, Chris Brown is now apologizing to the public for beating the crap out of his girfriend. Yawn. P.S. Don't forget! County/State Fair photo contest going on RIGHT NOW! See here for details: FAIR CONTEST!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Crap Day</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/03/04/crap-day/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/03/04/crap-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:17:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry there was no lunchtime posting today, folks.  But this was a crap day.  You ever have those days at work when it seems like people around you are suffering from some sort of infectious meanness disease?  Welcome to my day.  People were just JERKS today.  I mean, there were some exceptions (Bunny, Daisy, and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>OF COURSE They&#8217;re Back Together</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/02/27/of-course-theyre-back-together/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/02/27/of-course-theyre-back-together/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:48:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Diddy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Rihanna]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sean Combs]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=6694</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Because who WOULDN&#8217;T want to be with someone that beats the crap out of them?  Sigh.  Why do women do this? And, according to People Magazine, they&#8217;re hanging out in ONE OF Sean Puffy Diddly Do Wop Combs&#8217;  houses.  You know, because where ELSE would you go if you&#8217;re reconciling with a guy who beats [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>Chris Brown Finally Says Something</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/02/15/chris-brown-finally-says-something/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 21:54:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chris Brown released an official statement about beating the crap out of Rihanna, and it is as follows: &#8220;Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God’s help, to emerging [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>I Knew There Was A Reason I Didn&#8217;t Like Terence Howard</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/02/11/i-knew-there-was-a-reason-i-didnt-like-terence-howard/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/02/11/i-knew-there-was-a-reason-i-didnt-like-terence-howard/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 01:34:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And this pretty much sums it up. Chris Brown beating on Rihanna? &#8220;It&#8217;s just life, man. She knows he loves her.&#8221; Gawd.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>SHOCKER: Another Hip Hop Star With A Stupid Nickname Eloquently Describes Chris Brown&#8217;s Current Mental State</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/02/10/shocker-another-hip-hop-star-with-a-stupid-nickname-eloquently-describes-chris-browns-current-mental-state/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/02/10/shocker-another-hip-hop-star-with-a-stupid-nickname-eloquently-describes-chris-browns-current-mental-state/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 11:52:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=6233</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Apologies up front to those mockdockers who get all bent out of shape about the fact that I think these kinds of nicknames are moronic, but T.I. has just informed the media that his fellow hip-hop entertainer and good buddy Chris Brown, is &#8220;cool.&#8221;  Yes.  I said, &#8220;T.I.&#8221; and yes, he described Chris Brown as [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Chris Brown Hits Women</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/02/09/chris-brown-hits-women/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/02/09/chris-brown-hits-women/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 23:58:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chris Brown]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rihanna]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Allegedly, I should say (snort). And it appears the hit-ee in question is his girlfriend, Rhianna (Prince&#8217;s fraternal twin). Anyway, Wrigley is all mad at him for being a girlfriend beater, so they&#8217;re discontinuing his gum ads. So in case you really felt like seeing his gum ad, it&#8217;s above. You can watch it twice [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>No.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/11/24/no/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/11/24/no/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:04:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I do not like it. You know what this looks like?  This looks like Rihanna realized, like 10 minutes before the AMA&#8217;s, that she was supposed to be at the AMA&#8217;s, and that she had nothing to wear, and the only thing open was a fabric store, and so she ran in and just grabbed [...]]]></description>
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