Robbie Williams, pictured here looking as masculine and heterosexual as ever in his full beard and mustache, is dating a soap star. Since I don’t watch soaps or know any of the stars, her name is irrelevant. The point is, she’s a girl. YAY!
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This is apparently some super fan of Nick Carter’s, who has created a cardboard/stuffed version of him to keep her company, as well as a baby version of him to play house with. Let’s discuss.I think it’s actually LESS weird that she’s gone to such lengths to show her devotion to someone than it is that she’s showing it to NICK CARTER. Robbie Williams - I could almost understand. David Beckham - perhaps. But Nick Carter? Really?
Robbie said, about his first meeting with Courtney Love, “I met Courtney Love and she said she’d like to sleep with me, but couldn’t because of my pop star thing. So I said I couldn’t sleep with her either because of the ugly thing.”
Oooooooooooooo - SNAP!
I’m going to briefly suspend mockery for a moment to give you, my beloved readers, this GIFT. This is Robbie Williams at his best, performing Frank Sinatra’s My Way at the Royal Albert Hall. Observe please, his handsomeness, his swagger, his bright-eyed grin, his effortless ease on the stage. Observe the crowd EATING THIS PERFORMANCE UP. Observe him even getting a little choked up at the end of the song, OVERCOME by how much love the audience has for him.
You can’t deny his awesomeness. I defy you to deny it.
It’s old, but sooooooooooo good. Observe, Oh Ye Doubters of Robbie’s Straightness - the looks he gives Nicole. The make out session at the end.
Mmmm - so hot!!!!
According to this Sun article, Robbie and his FEMALE companion were spotted at a store making out and pawing at each other.
Homosexual men out there, my condolences. He remains, just as he always has been, straight.
Keeping up with the STD tag theme, the folks over at Holy Candy have put together the Derek Jeter Herpes Tree. The theory is that Jeter gave Jessica Alba the herp while dating. Out of this tree, I see the majority of young Hollywood. The interesting thing about the chart is that Robbie Williams is no where to be found, oh thats right, he doesn’t like girls.
I have more to write, but I need to go buy some stock in the company that makes Valtrax immediately.
Robbie Williams is dating Clare Staples, a model. Who, as you might have noticed, is a WOMAN.
You might have also noticed that Robbie has really nice legs.
In quite possibly the most exciting news EVER, two out of the 3 most gorgeous men on the planet, Robbie Williams and David Beckham, are rumored to be soon appearing as a gay couple on Desperate Housewives. I don’t watch this show, but this will certainly give me reason to. In fact, this could be groundbreaking. This could be the first time ever that I think two guys making out is hot.
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