I got an email today from an alert and astute mockdocker who had a dream about me and Robbie Williams.
That pretty much makes us insta-friends.
I’m reprinting the dream here in its entirety:
Been reading BOTH of your blogs recently and i think that is why it was in my head, but i had a dream that Robbie Williams was working at the register at a new target store in my area (which in reality is a kroger store) bc, his tour didn’t start till summer. I of course went right up to his register bc the pregnant 16 y/o. working the desk next to his was oblivious to his surroundings. So he does the whole “welcome to target did you find everything…blah blah bah” To which I coyly reply “why don’t you sing that for me, Sir?”
so He is all blushing, and modest and SINGS THE REST OF THE TRANSACTION discreetly and asks me not to tell anyone for fear of being recognized.
I do as I am asked and exit the store down a flight of stairs covered in brown shag carpeting like the house i grew up in, and THAT is when i see YOUwalking in the stroe. I know, in my head, (in my dream) that although Robbie might not get me those tickets to his show this summer for being so sweet and nice and adorable, but I also know that if Mockarena found out that a Mockdocker was alert and astute, and neglected to inform her of Robbie Williams working in the store she was currently entering, she would never forgive me. so i introduce myself
“hi! My name is MissJack, I read your blog, I know you have waiters sing to you so you wouldn’t be shy to ask also but I have to tell you Robbie Williams is WORKING in that store!”
So giggling and sqealing, and excitment ensue as we walk in and run up the stairs and we (natually becoming life-long friends) spend the rest of the day in a corner of the ladies department hiding behind a rack while you try to work up the courage to go up and say something without giggling like a 12 y/o girl.
….and that is when i woke up. Ill never know if you w ent up and met him. I am troubled by this for that reason alone and the fact that i NEVER remember dreams, and when i do, they arent comlete, but HOW could i have such a dream, and not send you an early-morning message? It can only mean one thing…We are meant to be life-long friends:)
thanks for the mocking…keep it up
MissJack
Here is the only problem I have with this dream. In Actual Life, there is no way I’d ever have to scrounge up courage to go talk to Robbie Williams. On the contrary, you would have to freaking HOLD ME BACK from not full-on hug-assaulting him.
Then again, in Actual Life, Robbie Williams would not be working as a cashier at a Target.
Anyway, I loved this dream. Even though it didn’t culminate in me meeting Robbie and Mr. Mock agreeing to let Robbie be co-married to me. Even though.
Simon Cowell got like, everyone who’s anyone, to remake REM’s Everybody Hurts to help out Haiti. The video is totally behind the music, and I don’t mean that in the way that means it gives you background and inside scoop on the song. I mean it’s literally behind. The pictures don’t go with the artist. BUT, everyone is eventually accounted for.
Most annoying line – Mariah Carey. BY FAR.
Best performance – Robbie Williams, whose line is just before the very end when the entire group sings together.
If I weren’t already married to the best man ever, and if Robbie Williams and David Beckham didn’t exist, then I would totally want to be married to John Krasinski. Or Paul Rudd. They are tied for 4th.
The stuff they do with the building windows – OMG. So cool. It all looks so bounce-ariffic and fun.
Except, this entire routine could be considerably improved if, instead of whatever horrible music that was they had playing in the background, they switched to, say, one of Robbie Williams’ albums.
According to this, Robbie Williams proposed to longtime girlfriend Ayda Field on an Australian radio show. If you go to the link you can actually HEAR the proposal. Other articles ’round the internets say it was all a joke and not REALLY a proposal, but even if that’s true, the fact of the matter remains that they are, at some point, going to marry each other.
If I were not married to Mr. Mock, I would be crying right now, as I’m sure thousands of other women are, because they realize that the 2nd hottest guy on the planet is now officially and totally off the market.
I’m choosing to believe that Robbie finally realized he had no chance with me, knew he had to move on, and is settling for 2nd best.
This started out as a really crappy day. My sweet, precious grandpa on my mom’s side passed away early this morning. While I’ve only seen him a handful of times in my whole life (he’d always lived in Poland), he was still my mom’s dad, and I loved him. And there’s nothing worse than seeing your mom suffer over the loss of a parent. Especially a mom as cute and sweet and precious and full of love as my mom. She and Bunny will be traveling to the funeral, and Mr. Mock will be taking Mini down to see his folks in ATL. My dad and I will be staying in Indy, along with Junior Mock. It’s going to be a very unusual and sort of lonely Thanksgiving.
So it was a happy diversion from the sadness of the day, to not only get my Robbie Williams CD in the mail at work today, but also to come home to the most delicious pair of shoes EVER. I promised pictures, and I don’ t like to break promises, so here you go!
THE BOX.
The DUST BAGS.
THE FABULOUSNESS.
The modeling of the fabulousness.
And you guys, listen to the sweetness that is Mr. Mock. Because I have to spend Thanksgiving without him and Mini, he announced today that he is going to prepare us an early turkey day dinner to have tomorrow night before they head out of town. Is that the most adorable thing you’ve ever heard?
Somehow, I just KNOW my grandpa is looking down on Mr. Mock and smiling at the fact that his granddaughter married so well. ‘Tis the season to be thankful indeed!
I interrupt your normally scheduled life to bring you this important news update. Robbie Williams’ new album - Reality Killed The Video Star – is currently at Number One on iTunes in SEVENTEEN COUNTRIES.
The full video for Robbie Williams’ new single “You Know Me” is out and it involves not only a FABULOUS song but also Robbie in a bunny suit. So, you know, a dream come true for me.
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