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Proof That If You’re A Big Enough Skank, You Too Can Get A TV Show

Daisy, one of the rejects from Rock of Love (not to be confused with Daisy, my VP) is getting her own show, creatively named Daisy of Love.  The premise is the same, which is to say that it’s going to be about a skanky person making out with like 30 other skanky people and then acting all emotional and dramatic about all of them.

(I will totally watch this.  Someone help me.)

Bret Michaels Was Recently Asked Who The Biggest Loser On The Planet Is…

…and this was his answer.

This may come as a shock to approximately none of you, but there is going to be a Rock Of Love 3.  This is due to the fact that the victim winner of Rock Of Love 2 has broken up with Bret due to their “busy schedules.”  Loosely translated, I believe this means she has probably contracted some sort of STD from him.

Anyway, the third season will have all 30 contestants fighting over who gets the fastest refill on Valtrex NOT in the normal venue - a trashy mansion, but ON A TOUR BUS.  That should be completely hilarious, and I will, sadly, watch every episode. 

Because One Season Just Wasn’t Enough…

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..VH1 is bringing Rock of Love with Bret Michaels back for another round of a stripping, hair pulling, bitch slapping drinkfest! 

I. Am. So. Psyched! (As long as it doesn’t conflict with American Idol.)