According to notoriously wrong gossip Cindy Adams, it’s possible that even Rosie O’Donnell’s own wife is sick of Rosie O’Donnell. It was only a matter of time. I cannot STAND Rosie O’Donnell. She has one of those voices which makes me seriously consider whether or not the ability to hear is actually worth it. And I hate that she writes “poetry” which is really just an excuse for her to not use punctuation or capital letters or really anything that could be recognized as English when she writes. And I hate that you now know I’ve actually read her blog sometimes. Forgive me, mockdockers.
This is a screenshot of a video that Kathy Griffin made with Rosie O’Donnell. Kathy Griffin I can tolerate in small doses, but Rosie O’Donnell is one of the most insufferable landbeasts to ever roam the earth.
Anyway, I didn’t make it through the whole video, because I became annoyed as soon as Kathy started talking about how much her outfit cost. But I did find it hilarious that some poor woman in the background had the unfortunate task of trying to make Rosie O’Donnell look good (note the make-up brush aimed at landbeast’s face). Actually, maybe “good” is too optimistic. Make that “human”.
I know, I know. We have quite a few “I Hate….” categories here at the MockDock. And we do genuinely hate those people. But Rosie ODonnell is one of those people whose voices literally make me want to gouge out my own eyes. If I had a choice between spending 15 minutes in an enclosed room with Rosie and gnawing off my own foot, for example, I’d have some serious deliberation to do.
Anyway.
Rosie has apparently posted a big bunch of nonsense on her blog about how Britney is comparable to Princess Di in that her life is being destroyed by paparazzi. The whole rant makes Britney look like a victim, when in fact she herself creates the swarm of attention surrounding her by doing stupid stuff like HAVING SEX WITH ONE OF THE PAPARAZZI in the middle of a store dressing room (see the post a few lines down from this one).
Rosie O’Donnell just blabbed her way out of a very lucrative TV deal with MSNBC. She was in talks to get a one hour time slot following Keith Olbermann to spout off on all kinds of political nonsense, and because she couldn’t keep her big ole mouth shut, the deal was finished before it was even begun.
I find this infinitely amusing. Rosie wrote about it on her website, and in her typical I’m-trying-to-look-like-a-genuine-poet-but-really-I-just-look-like-a-3-year-old way, she wrote this:
“msnbc
one hour
live
following keith olbermann
we were close to a deal
almost done
i let it slip in miami
causing panic on the studio end
well
what can u do
2day there is no deal
poof
my career as a pundit is over
b4 it began
just as well
i figure
everything happens for a reason
bashert - as we say
and on we go”
Couple this with the Courtney Love writings in the below post, and you’ve almost got yourself some Britney Spears song lyrics.
Reese was quoted in the AP saying, “I have a real aversion to talking about my own personal politics just because I feel the influence sometimes, I see the influence of celebrity on our culture. And to think that my opinion is any more informed than anyone else’s or taken as thus is erroneous. I’m just like everybody else. I’m learning, reading, I’m trying to figure it out.”
She is officially on my list of girl crushes. Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, Rosie O’Donnell, Ashley Judd, and all the other big-mouthed celebrities who insist on shoving their politics down everyones’ throats can suck it.
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