I know it’s mean, but every time I see a picture of Rumer Willis, I am just dumbfounded by her face. I have never seen smaller features on a bigger face EVER. And whenever I see a picture, I literally just sit and stare at it, unable to peel my eyes away, struggling to make sense of what I’m seeing.
That’s just it. Her face makes no sense. It defies logic. Human faces just don’t look like this. It’s like she’s just had her wisdom teeth pulled AND she’s got the mumps AND she’s been punched in the jaw - all at the same time.
These do NOTHING to help Rumer Willis’ appearance. The only thing I can think of that would possibly help is a new jaw.
Please explain to me why Rumer Willis is relevant enough to warrant a photo shoot.
It’s not just me, right? You can see the resemblance too? Put a black wig on that alien and you’ve got yourselves identical twins.
Some kind of pigeon-toe phenomenon is taking over Hollywood. First Katie Holmes, and now Rumer Willis. Is there no end to this madness??
I read somewhere that Rumer Willis, daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, was going to be Miss Golden Globe this year, which is an “honor” bestowed on pretty daughters of celebrities and which basically means that she’ll have to wear a gown and pass out the awards.
But I’m really confused because right under that headline was a picture of this dude.
Do you want to hear the cutest thing ever? Rumer Willis thinks she has a job! She tells People magazine, “Before I started working, I would have said, ‘You know, it’s not really fair, because I didn’t choose this.’ But when you decide to be a part of this profession and put yourself out there, then you kind of have to accept what it is. Fame is a 24-hour job. It doesn’t matter if you are going out to a restaurant – you have to be aware of what you are doing and how you look and how you are presenting yourself, because most of the time people never get to know you.”
Naturally, this leaves me with questions, not the least of which is - what profession is it exactly that she believes she’s in?
I love how she thinks she sounds all smart and practical about her public image, and then she shows up to ANYTHING in this outfit.
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