The Mock Dock

I know I’m supposed to mock stuff, but every now and then I like to give some credit to folks when they look amazing.  And I am in LOVE with Kate Hudson’s dress. The back was basically gone, and v’d down right above her tailbone, and she just looks flawless in it.  She wore a different white gown to the Globes, and it was also flawless.  Mr. Mock says her face is too flat, but I think she’s hot.

Thoughts?

Behold: Interviews with Kate Winslet, Angelina Jolie, and Brad Pitt conducted with Giuliana from E!. I have an appreciation for the need for people in Giuliana’s position to sort of fly by the seat of their pants and come up with questions quickly, but YIIIIIIKES. Some of this was just painful.

First of all, could she have blown off Kate Winslet ANY MORE? She may as well have just said, “Yeah – listen to everyone screaming for Angelina and Brad. Please get off the stage now because I find them more important than you.”

And Angelina – soooo just barely tolerating some of those ridiculous questions. The whole, “Isn’t it nice to have Brad by your side to comfort you at these events?” What the hell does Angelina need comforting for? And then, I loved how Giuliana was all, “And I think there’s nothing maybe sexier and heartwarming than seeing a man who’s so good with children. Would you agree with that?” And Angelina just smiled and nodded graciously, even though she was probably thinking, “Are you serious with these questions? What am I going to say – NO – men who are good with children totally suck?”

It was the same thing with Brad. Giuliana actually asked him if Angelina’s beauty ever got old. And then she said, “Are you still struck by her beauty every day?” Brad was a good sport, but it would have been kind of awesome if he’d just screwed with her and said, “Yeah – you know – I am SICK AND TIRED of her beauty. I wish she’d just give it a rest already.”

Sooo much awkwardness.

I’ve been looking at all the arrival photos on line, and watching the pre-show festivities on E!, and you guys, everyone looks completely gorgeous so far.  Totally unmockable.  So in the spirit of having something to mock, here’s Ben Affleck.

UPDATE:  My 2nd brush of fame in one night!  Kate Winslet was just being interviewed, and she talked about how she loved playing Wii Tennis.  And Mr. Mock said, “See?  You love Wii Tennis, Kate Winslet loves Wii Tennis – so you have something in common!!”

On second thought – I suppose that’s really not as good of a brush with fame as the Laura Zigman thing.  See what I did there?  I’m going to milk the Laura Zigman thing as much as I can, you guys.  Just brace yourselves.