So weird. I was JUST wondering what had become of Sanjaya Malakar…
KIDDING. This is a totally separate but equally disturbing person. LOOK AT THOSE SHOES. Those shoes would scare Shauna Sand.
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I was struggling between showing you this recent picture of Colin Farrell looking eerily like Sanjaya Malakar’s less healthy twin, or bringing you the audio of Heidi Montag’s new single, and I decided this was more humane.
Believe me, you’ll thank me later.
Look at this stance. This is the stance of someone with enormous self confidence. The reason he has this self-confidence, however, is inexplicable given that he is ridiculous looking. The eyebrow that’s showing in this photo looks like one of those fake mustaches, doesn’t it? Like maybe he got a fake mustache in the mail along with his stridex pads and thought, “Ohhh - THIS is what my eyebrows are supposed to look like - maybe the other one is coming in a future mailing” and just stuck it right there on his browular area.
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