I can’t help it though - I like her. And I am so totally going to see the SATC movie. But if I were her stylist I would encourage her to wear her hair down. In loose waves around her face. All around her face. Such that very little of her face actually shows through the hair.
…holy crap look at the veins. Those are like 110 year old hands. If you put her hands and Madonna’s hands in like, a hand line-up of some sort, and then threw in Barbara Walters and my great grandmother and possibly 3 or 4 corpses, I would probably not be able to tell the difference between any of them.
Why would Sarah Jessica Parker ruin a perfectly good dress with that ridiculous headpiece? Even Cynthia Nixon looks less gay that that peacock on top of SJP’s head.
Sarah Jessica Parker might, as Peter Griffin indicated, look like a foot, but she’s raising her son up right. She said recently:
“I think that if I had been raised a child of privilege, I wouldn’t be the working person I am today. I think it’s incumbent on my husband and me to really stress and to show James Wilkie by example what it means to owe your community something and that he is not entitled to the benefits of our hard work.”
I take issue with the fact that his middle name is Wilkie, but other than that, this is totally awesome.
SJP was just in Vegas to collect the ShoWest Vanguard Award, and she must have been totally exhausted, because she looked like this.
If I was the kind of blogger who cared about accuracy and facts and being truly informative, I would busy myself looking up what a ShoWest Vanguard Award is. But since I’m here to mock, I’m going to just assume it was an award for the best impression of a pre-op transgendered person.
Chris Noth, aka Mr. Big for all you SATC fans, is shown here shortly after realizing that he’s going to have to make out with this person in the upcoming SATC movie.
Ya really can’t blame the guy.
That’s the only explanation I have for this look on her face. It’s like someone offered her a bite of something they personally made, and she took a bite, and it was really vile but she she wanted to make the person feel good so she just tried to smile her way through the puke that was rising to the top of her throat.
Either that, or the Family Guy is right. She just looks like a foot.
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