Tag Archive for 'Sarah Larson'

She’s Available.

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Mockarena
on May 28, 2008
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Sarah Larson and George Clooney have apparently called it quits.  But I don’t know if it’s the kind of quits that the tabloids just make up, like Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, or if it’s for real quits.

George Clooney recently got veneers, so perhaps he’s just feeling really good about himself lately and thought it was time for him to upgrade to someone who hasn’t made out with magazines. 

George’s Girl Gone Wild

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on March 28, 2008
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So according to the Star,  George Clooney’s girlfriend du jour, Sarah Larson, is a wild child.  This photo, in which she’s basically dry humping some dude against a wall in a Las Vegas nightclub, was taken about a month after she met George. 

You can’t teach this kind of classiness.  You’ve either got it, or you don’t.