The Mock Dock

This video CRACKED ME UP. It’s of a mom describing her responses to her young daughter’s first questions about sex. I am anticipating with equal parts dread and glee when Mini-Mock begins to ask these questions.

When I was a kid, my parents gave me a copy of the book “Where Did I Come From?”. You guys know that book, yes?

Anyway, it was really a perfect solution. They didn’t have to answer any questions, and by the time I’d read the book on my own, I was too embarrassed (but knowledgeable!) to ask any. PROBLEM SOLVED.

So, I’ve bought the book, preemptively, so that when Mini-Mock inevitably gets curious, I’ve got it on hand. I’m curious enough though, about what sorts of questions he’ll have, that I’m looking forward to hearing him read it TO me. I can’t wait to see his reaction.

Do you guys have any hilarious sex-ed stories? It’s Saturday. Let’s have sharing time.

Heidi Montag has released two more “songs” which can be found on youtube.  The titles are “Trash Me” and “Sex Ed.”  And I have chosen NOT to post them, because I felt it would have been cruel and unusual punishment to subject you to them.

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