Tag Archive for 'Shania Twain'

Shania Twain’s Self Esteem Is Probably Crap Right Now

Published
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Mockarena
on May 22, 2008
in Celebrity and Mockery
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First Photo of Alleged Other Woman in Shania Twain Split

See the chick in the picture with Shania?  That’s the woman with whom Shania’s husband apparently committed adultery, which is the reason for their impending divorce.

How do you go from Shania to that?

That’s like saying, “You know what - the lobster tail is nice and all, but I think I’ll just order the cheetos.”

 

Another Marriage Bites The Dust

Published
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Mockarena
on May 15, 2008
in Celebrity and Mockery
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Shania Twain and her mangy husband Mutt Lange are separating after 14 years of marriage (they also have a 6 year old son).  I guess you could say that from this moment, he’s no longer still the one.  He don’t impress her much, as it happens.