The Mock Dock

I am, in equal parts, amazed and horrified at this. I mean, these girls are clearly AWESOME dancers, but this strikes me as seriously inappropriate and basically an early Christmas gift for every single creepy dude ever surprised by Chris Hansen.

Eeew.

But holy wow – those girls are amazing.

I couldn’t decide if this gives me the weeps or if it gives me the glees, so I’ve decided it gives me weepy glees, because when I watch it I make that face that you make when something is so adorably pitiful that you laugh at the same time as you smack your hand to your chest in total sympathy. Do you know what I mean?

Henceforth, this phenomenon shall be known as the weepy glees.

Let it be so.

Beware: Copying that COMPLETELY TIRED AND TOTALLY OVEREXPOSED Beyonce song can cause injury and bodily harm.

You’ve been warned.