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So without any excessive waiting or having to talk to a Life Hating Person or really any inconvenience whatsoever, my Sonic Scrubber arrived in the mail this morning, just in time for Saturday housecleaning.

And just look at this display of items above. All of these scrubber heads and fancy packaging for just $32. PLUS they included all the necessary batteries. Actual value is probably in the neighborhood of $2.67. But I still feel good about it.

So you see how there are like various different brush sizes and there’s a bathroom scrubber and a separate kitchen scrubber? Well, the bathroom and kitchen scrubber are identical, except for one is blue and one is black. And I don’t think you’ll get in any sort of trouble if you use the kitchen one on the bathroom or vice versa. Although, I guess I can’t say that for certain, as the day isn’t over yet and I suppose there is still time for some sort of Sonic Scrubber Security Person to come and inform me of my misuse of the product.

Anyway. I know I told you I’d include before and after pictures, but frankly I was too embarrassed to show you the goo and grime that had built up around my faucets. Let me just try to describe it by saying I’m nearly 100% positive that even germs and disgusting bacteria were so grossed out by it, that they chose alternate locations to multiply.

Anyway. The Sonic Scrubber, I’m happy to report, worked really well around my faucets. They have never been cleaner. But due to my utter lack of domesticity, I don’t even know where else to try the other brushes. I suppose I could clean my oven, but that sounds like an awful lot of work.

Final Verdict? I think this is a pretty good little product, if you’re creative enough to find dirt in a lot of small circular places. Probably not worth it if you just need to clean your faucets.

Any advice on other small circular things to clean would be appreciated, seeing as how I’m so hooked up with sonic scrubberocity.

I probably should just not watch TV ever. Because once again, I have fallen for a very persuasive commercial, about a product which I can practically guarantee won’t work, but because of the sheer possibility that it MIGHT, I am now $32.00 poorer than I was just moments ago.

I have just purchased the SONIC SCRUBBER, which is a product that looks like an electric toothbrush but which is really an implement designed to clean impossible places like the corners of tile showers, and the gooey crap that builds up around your faucets, and, according to the commercial, COUNTLESS OTHER PLACES.

The ordering process was very sneaky, because you click that you want the $19.99 SONIC SCRUBBER, and then you get all of these follow up screens which say, “BUT LOOK! For just $10 more you can have this and this and this and this!” And it’s only because my husband is sitting right next to me that I didn’t end up spending over $100 on all sorts of retarded products. Anyway, I spent the $19.99 on the SONIC SCRUBBER, another few bucks on tax, and then the balance of the $32 on shipping. But I COULD have spend just $12.00 more for RUSH shipping which would have guaranteed delivery in 7 days, or I could have OVERNIGHTED it for many more dollars.

Which begs the question, how dirty is your house if you need to OVERNIGHT such a product?

Anyway, since I didn’t spend any extra money on fancy fast shipping, it will probably take at least 8 weeks to get here. I almost hope it does so that I can call their customer service line and speak to a new Life Hating Person.

Once this genius product arrives, I will take before and after photos of all the nasty places in my house that need super sonic cleaning, and once again, you’ll have the benefit of my experience before purchasing one of these things yourself.

You’re welcome!