I’m not making this up. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt - who I have seen before on blog sites, but still I’m not sure who they are or why they are famous - are making a video game of their lives for your to play at home. I’m being serious.
“We’re definitely developing the Heidi and Spencer video game,” said Spencer to UsMagazine.com. “You can definitely play as us or you can play against us. You can even torture me.”
According to Pratt, there will be two versions of the game, the adult version and one for minors. “It’s top secret,” he assures Us. “Let’s just say everyone will be addicted.”
Riggggggggght. “Addicted.” I was actually thinking of a word that starts with “N” and ends in “auseated”
I wasn’t going to post anything about obnoxious attention-seeking hounds Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag ever again, but a new quote from Spencer about his confidence in Heidi’s “music” career was too priceless not to share. He said,
”When people hear what we have in the bank, it’s gonna blow their minds. Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming — they’re gonna sell 10-million plus.”
I’m not making that up. These words honestly escaped his lips. How much do you hate them right now? Because just look at this ridiculous photo from Valentine’s Day. Look at how they’re trying to act all, “What? There are cameras? I don’t see them! This is a totally unplanned and surprising gift I’m receiving right now!” when in reality there are like 17 gazillion photographers within 12 inches of them.
I hate them. If you are purchasing or know anyone who is purchasing any “music” of Heidi’s, you are officially on my list of uncool people. And that’s a list you don’t want to be on, people.
These are those idiots from that gay “reality” show The Hills - Heidi Montag and Spencer someone-or-other. Look at him. There is so much wrong here I don’t even know where to begin. First off - I’m pretty sure Spidey wears a full face mask….and not a hairnet. And secondly, I’m unaware of Spiderman sporting high top tennis shoes. And thirdly……just….Really?
And then of course there’s the…how do I say this delicately….protrusion, if you will. Other than the fact that it’s just OUT there, flailing around for the world to see, I guess the positive way to look at it is that it seems to be slightly more impressive than Danny Bonaduce’s (NSFW).
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