I understand if you want to cry a little. It was a shock to me too.
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You know, it’s one thing for Star to wear a retarded hat which could literally shield an entire dinosaur from the sun. But it’s entirely another for her to subject innocent bystanders to the flapjacks which serve as her boobs.
This should totally count as indecent exposure, and I would like to be the first to call for a citizen’s arrest.
Reports are circulating that Star Jones and her husband Al Reynolds are ending their marriage after 3 years together. These same reports indicate that the reason for the split is because Star is sick of Al “riding her coattails”.
I’m putting my money on the more likely reason, which is that Al Reynolds is GAY.
In a recent interview, the freakishly thin and repulsive Star Jones shocked the world by announcing that she underwent gastric bypass surgery, and that it was the surgery which led to her amazing weightloss. This astonishing, earth-shattering announcement has rocked my world. Here I was thinking that it was a good old fashioned step aerobics workout that helped her shed those pesky 300 pounds.
In other equally surprising news, it turns out that water, when frozen, becomes ICE.
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