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	<title>The Mock Dock &#187; surgery</title>
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		<title>FYI</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/01/17/fyi-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 22:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, any of you out there who are squeamish about women&#8217;s reproductive organs may want to skip this post.  Likewise, those of you who are squeamish about bodily functions in general might choose to pass this one too. Ok.  For those of you still with me &#8211; I would like you to know that I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Junior Mock Is In Surgery Right This Minute!</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/01/07/junior-mock-is-in-surgery-right-this-minute/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:42:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The nurse just came into the waiting room, and said, &#8220;Surgery began at 9:26am.&#8221; I&#8217;d just like to point out that that was precisely four minutes AHEAD of schedule. This morning&#8217;s experience (so far) at the hospital has been the least annoying hospital experience in recent memory. I got a message last night from someone [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Update On Junior Mock And TMI</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/12/26/update-on-junior-mock-and-tmi/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/12/26/update-on-junior-mock-and-tmi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 18:32:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Botox]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[surgery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[uterus]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve told you guys that Junior Mock is having surgery again! This time, it&#8217;s not cutting any bone, which automatically means that it&#8217;s not quite as horrific, but it&#8217;s surgery and cutting nonetheless, which means it&#8217;ll suck. On the 7th, he&#8217;ll be having his hamstrings cut (right behind his knees) and his [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>19</slash:comments>
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		<title>Inappropriate.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/08/18/inappropriate-25/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/08/18/inappropriate-25/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 01:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[landbeasts with cats]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this photo today and all I can think of when I look at it is how sorry I feel for those cats.   Look at how FURIOUS they both look.  I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever seen madder cats EVER. Totally off topic, and totally inappropriate to talk about within [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>Junior Mock&#8217;s Crazy Day Yesterday</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/06/20/junior-mocks-crazy-day-yesterday/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/06/20/junior-mocks-crazy-day-yesterday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 14:43:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WARNING:  This post is not for the squeamish.  So there&#8217;s your disclaimer. Yesterday, Junior Mock&#8217;s best friend and caregiver took him for his first post-surgery physical therapy session.  Thursday night, he&#8217;d had a bad night, which was his first in a few days.  But, as usual, since he can&#8217;t talk, we were left to wonder [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>You Know What I Can&#8217;t Do?</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/05/17/you-know-what-i-cant-do/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/05/17/you-know-what-i-cant-do/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 13:47:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cortisone shot]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[ulnar impaction]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seeing this picture of what is clearly a mother monkey doing Baby &#8216;N Me Yoga, reminded me of how much I miss doing yoga myself.  I can no longer do it, because I have the dumbest affliction ever &#8211; an ulnar impaction. And I know what you&#8217;re thinking.  You&#8217;re thinking &#8211; &#8220;Mock &#8211; that isn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>20</slash:comments>
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		<title>Sometimes It&#8217;s The Little Things</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/05/07/sometimes-its-the-little-things/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/05/07/sometimes-its-the-little-things/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 23:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Observation]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[morphine]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So it&#8217;s 7pm and Junior Mock still hasn&#8217;t been forced to sit up yet.  I&#8217;m glad, because of course I&#8217;m dreading it, but I&#8217;m also anxious for them to just get it over with already. He&#8217;s been pretty restful today, but pretty much when he&#8217;s awake, he&#8217;s miserable.  I am trying to stay on top [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>No Smiles Yet&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/05/07/no-smiles-yet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/05/07/no-smiles-yet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 13:53:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[arterial line]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[wheelchair]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Junior Mock had a restful night, for the most part, which is good.  He needed a third blood transfusion and finally his hemoglobin counts are back up.  He&#8217;s been crying quite a bit this morning, and of course the deep breaths and sobby chokes make the pain worse, which I can&#8217;t explain to him, and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>My Boy Is Loved</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/05/06/my-boy-is-loved/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/05/06/my-boy-is-loved/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 00:12:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Observation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[balloon bouquet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hospital]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[surgery]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=7873</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Between the support Junior Mock has received from you all, to his friends and family here, I am simply blown away by how much love there is pouring out to my special boy. Mr. Mock, Daisy, and Junior Mock&#8217;s best friend and caregiver were with me in Junior Mock&#8217;s room in ICU a few hours [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/05/06/my-boy-is-loved/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>Now The Hard Part Begins&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/05/06/now-the-hard-part-begins/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/05/06/now-the-hard-part-begins/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 19:15:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Observation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[muscle spasms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[surgery]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=7869</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m happy to report that Junior Mock&#8217;s surgery was a success!  The doctor said he did really well, only needed one blood transfusion, and that his spine straightened out really nicely.  That&#8217;s all the good news. The bad news is that he&#8217;s obviously in a lot of pain and terribly uncomfortable.  He&#8217;s on meds, of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>28</slash:comments>
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