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	<title>The Mock Dock &#187; Suri Cruise</title>
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		<title>Wow.  Lookin&#8217; Good, Kate.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/04/05/wow-lookin-good-kate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 19:01:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[She&#8217;s  joking, right?  JORTS WITH BLACK HOSE? And could her face be more sunken-in?  What in the holy hell?  Even Suri looks mildly embarrassed to be seen with her. I hope that this was taken on April Fools&#8217; Day.]]></description>
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		<title>I Need To Be Catty For A Minute</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/11/28/i-need-to-be-catty-for-a-minute/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/11/28/i-need-to-be-catty-for-a-minute/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:26:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know you guys aren&#8217;t used to me being snarky about celebrities, and that it&#8217;s TOTALLY out of character for me, but I need to be able to speak freely for a moment about Katie Holmes&#8217; body. It&#8217;s weird. I know she can&#8217;t help it, but you guys, she has the longest torso EVER.  Like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kirstie Alley Does Not Like You</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/01/12/kirstie-alley-does-not-like-you/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/01/12/kirstie-alley-does-not-like-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:41:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kirstie Alley, I&#8217;ve decided, probably doesn&#8217;t like anyone.  Have you ever seen anyone look like they hate life more than Kirstie Alley?  And it&#8217;s not just the flipping of the bird.  It&#8217;s that scowl.  It&#8217;s the hair.  Her HAIR looks mad. For contrast, behold: See, it&#8217;s possible to actually look sort of cute when you [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>Something Is Happening&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/12/18/something-is-happening/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/12/18/something-is-happening/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:29:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;to Katie Holmes&#8217; face.   And whatever it is, Suri is PISSED about it.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>Umm&#8230;She Might Need A Change.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/10/28/ummshe-might-need-a-change/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/10/28/ummshe-might-need-a-change/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:04:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mockery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Suri Cruise]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Generally the only time a diaper looks like that is when a kid has just stepped out of a pool.  So either Suri Cruise has taken the most enormous dump of all time, or she&#8217;s actually a really well-endowed little boy, or that diaper is falling off. Either way, the slide can probably wait. I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
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		<title>You Know What&#8217;s Just Plain Wrong?</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/07/you-know-whats-just-plain-wrong/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/07/you-know-whats-just-plain-wrong/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:11:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Britney]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Britney Spears]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When famous parents take their kids to paparazzi-filled places.  I mean, this is the first pic of Suri I&#8217;ve seen where I feel really bad for her for having such a stupid mom.  If I were a famous scientology alien mom like Katie, and I cared for my daughter the tiniest bit, I would move [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>You Know Who Probably Isn&#8217;t A Very Good Disciplinarian?</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/06/you-know-who-probably-isnt-a-very-good-disciplinarian/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/06/you-know-who-probably-isnt-a-very-good-disciplinarian/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:36:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Katie Holmes.  The fact that Suri is walking around in public, at WELL OVER TWO YEARS OF AGE, holding a bottle and a blanky is ridiculous.  Not to mention that her dress looks like a hospital gown.  YES.  I just mocked a two year old&#8217;s dress. Anyway, Katie got her haircut a little more like [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>How Much Do You Love Katie Holmes&#8217; Face In This Picture?</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/05/how-much-do-you-love-katie-holmes-face-in-this-picture/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/05/how-much-do-you-love-katie-holmes-face-in-this-picture/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:41:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Suri Cruise]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tom Cruise]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[How old is she now &#8211; like 43?  Remember when she used to be kind of adorable?  She&#8217;s all mommified now.  Not that there is anything wrong with being a mom, but there is NO REASON to look mommified. I do not appreciate Tom Cruise&#8217;s cowboy hat.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Prisoner Chic</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/06/30/prisoner-chic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/06/30/prisoner-chic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not totally opposed to parents dressing their kids in clothes that match them on occasion.  Like, for instance, when my husband and our toddler dress up in the same Lands End red plaid flannel shirt in the winter &#8211; ADORABLE.  So adorable it makes my heart hurt. But when Katie Holmes wears sheer leggings [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>This Is Not Right</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/05/this-is-not-right/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/05/this-is-not-right/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 23:55:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Suri Cruise is TWO YEARS OLD.  Why the heck is she still getting a bottle? Is this a Scientology thing?  Is the fact that her mother is slowly morphing into Mary Tyler Moore a Scientology thing? So many questions.]]></description>
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