Suri Cruise just turned 2. And her Xenu-following freakparents spent ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS on her birthday party. This apparently included 17k worth of flowers, 45k in catering, and a five thousand dollar CAKE, among other things.
I’m sure while Tom and Katie were busying themselves with the Beckhams and Will Smith and Eva Longoria and all their other fancy friends, Suri was happily nibbling on a piece of grass and playing inside the box her cake came in. BECAUSE TWO YEAR OLDS DON’T CARE ABOUT THAT EXPENSIVE CRAP.
Yes. I’m bitter. They dropped more on a stupid CAKE than I can manage to put in a 529 plan for my kid’s college fund for crying out loud. Jerks.
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