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Let Me Ask You Something

2009-12-07 20 11 16

Where in the holy hell do you buy the kind of self-confidence that this chick has?  Because I’m headed to a warm and sunny beach soon, and I am wearing a tankini in public, NOT a bikini,  and not only am I probably 1/3 of her size, I also only have one buttockular area.  And it’s on the back of me.  And yet here’s this chick, with a whole extra butt, IN THE FRONT NO LESS, just flaunting her stuff around like it’s no big deal.

They should bottle her self-confidence and sell it.  I would totally buy it.

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