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Tara Reid Continues To Raise The Bar

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If you thought Tara Reid had reached the height of her skankiness, and were worried that she might start classing it up, you’ll be relieved to see that she’s as skankalicious as ever.

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This is Tara Reid after landing in LAX.  It might be mean to say she looks drunk, but it’s probably meaner to say she’s just plain hideous, so I thought I’d go with the lesser of two means.

Tara Reid Has a Horrible New Haircut

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Other sites are reporting that this photo of Tara Reid suggests that she might be intoxicated.  But I’m betting it has less to do with alcohol than it does the fact that she weights about 68 pounds.  I don’t think her legs are capable of supporting her anymore.  Thank goodness that this guy, who looks like the byproduct of Clive Owen and Michael Stipe, was there to stop Tara from wiping out completely.

One Way to Tell You’re Too Thin

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When your knees are wider than your thighs.  That’s probably a good indicator.

Tara - for pete’s sake.  Have a donut.

Tara Reid is a Walking Disaster

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Checking to see if her implant is situated appropriately is Tara Reid, on vacation from whatever it is that she does most of the time, which I believe is purge and get plastic surgery.

I love how she is wearing one of those waist bracelets, to draw attention to the wrinkly, over tucked area of flesh that now stands in place of her tummy.

Enough Food Already. Back to the Juice!

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After a 4 day long food frenzy, the mockers are ready to spring back into action and give you back the gossip, snark, and mockery you have come to expect from us.

Remember when Tara Reid was sort of famous for acting in some movies?  And then she was REALLY famous for showing a botched up boob on the red carpet?  And then she was famous for talking ad nauseum about all of the other botched up plastic surgeries she had? Well, all of that wasn’t enough for her.  Now she wants to be famous for eating less than Keira Knightley and Angie Harmon.  Well done, Tara!