The Mock Dock

I’m headed back to work this morning, mockdockers!  Just wanted to give you all something to brighten your Monday before I leave for the office.

Do you think this dude can still hear? Because he’s completely mutilated his ears beyond recognition.

I’ve gotten lots of emails in the past of horrific body mutilating types of stuff like this, and most of it is just too gross to post.   So yeah – this picture is actually TAME compared to some of the other crap I’ve seen, thanks to you all.

This is just wack.   I mean, the horn thingies?  WHY?  WHY? WHY?

A tramp stamp.  Wow.  How innovative.

Apologies if you have a tramp stamp, but they’ve gotten about as cliche as guys who get the barbed wire-style tattoos around their biceps.  Apologies if you’re one of those guys.

I don’t understand her shoes.  Are they shoes with blankets on them or are they some sort of strange new boot style?  Anyone?

Question.  If you have this much body fur, is it more difficult to be tattooed?  I know nothing of tattoos except that they are created with needles and pain.  It just seems like putting body fur into that mix would be really really unsanitary.

These are the kinds of questions that haunt me, you guys.

You know someone really likes their own face when they tattoo the image of their own face onto the back of their own head.

Hey – did you guys know that The Mock Dock was mentioned on 20/20 the other night?

I give you Exhibit D:  The classiest man alive.  I hope to God this dude is gay,  because I can’t imagine any sane woman being attracted to someone with a tattoo like this.