The Mock Dock

According to this, Tiger Woods’ soon-to-be-ex-wife is asking for heaps and heaps and heaps of money from him in their impending divorce.

Specifically, she wants $750 million. As in three quarters of a BILLION dollars. As in a huge crapload of money. It’s not settled yet, and Tiger’s hoping he can convince her to agree to some sort of confidentiality clause so that she doesn’t go writing books or going on any talk shows about what a jerk he was. So far, her answer to that has been NO. AND, she wants full custody of the kiddos.

That’s some impressive negotiating, you guys. And I hope she gets every last thing she’s asking for. Go Elin, GO!

I like this one, that an alert and astute mockdocker sent me, more than the one that keeps airing.

You?

BEHOLD: The new NIKE ad featuring Tiger Woods staring at you, with a voiceover by his dad.

I don’t know what to make of it, but am curious to hear from you all. Let’s have a poll.

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E Online posted this photo of Tiger Woods on the cover of Vanity Fair, and you guys – is it just me or his his belly button like the biggest most cavernous gaping hole of a belly button you have ever seen ever?

LOOK AT IT.

Maybe that’s why he looks so mad.

This cartoon totally gives me the glees.  So inappropriate.  So fabulously inappropriate.

You guys, right at this moment I’m watching a commercial for the DogPedic, which is basically a tempurpedic bed for dogs.  It has a soft suede cover, and a faux-veterinarian pimping it out, and it’s ridiculous.

(Daisy is probably googling this now.)

Oh, Tiger. What sort of a mess have you gotten yourself into?

Here’s audio of his voicemail to his mistress. It’s pretty incriminating. And since it’s been released, he’s also released a more detailed statement about “his transgressions.”

WTF is wrong with people? I mean, dude was SET UP with the most awesome kickass life ever, and he has to go and be a cheater. GAWD.