Kelly McGillis just got married to the chick in the picture above (that’s Kelly on the left), according to this.
I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that they’re not going to be watching this together any time soon:
Hey, remember when Tom Cruise was hot, straight, and sane?
Good times.
Katie Holmes should not be allowed to sing, or dance, or appear in public with her husband on stage. Period.
An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this video of “the best dancing kid on earth” and told me that it was “95% hilarious and 5% disturbing.” I don’t know if I agree on the percentages. This kid clearly has watched Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder like 37,423 times.
You guys – alert and astute mockdocker JayTee sent me an article about how a Scientology spokesperson has finally admitted that the religion is based on the fundamental belief that “mankind’s problems stem from brainwashed alien soul remnants created millions of years ago by genocidal alien overlord Xenu.”
JayTee probably had no idea that I am completely OBSESSED with how wacked out Scientology is. But I totally am. Remember my rant of about a year ago? I EAT UP all the stories I read about Anonymous and all of their protests, and all of the scandal and murder that apparently takes place behind the scenes. And of course, who could forget Tom Cruise’s maniacal video that was leaked?
Anyway, the video after the jump (it may auto-start) is an interview conducted with one of Scientology’s brainwashed morons spokesmen. And you guys, just watch the spin taking place right before your very eyes. Amazing. For the original article, click here.
Doesn’t the title of this post sound like a tabloid headline? I came up with it ALL BY MYSELF. And here’s why.
With this, the 7,456,238th picture of Katie dwarfing Tom Cruise, I think I have finally figured out what’s going on here. You guys all know that she’s a Scientology prisoner and is probably under some sort of wacked out Zenu spell or something, which is why she keeps up with this marital charade. But I think what’s happening is that Katie wears heels to silently alert the world that she is not 100% assimilated. This is her way of saying, “Look, world! I still have a shred of individuality left, such that I don’t mind making my master husband look like a ridiculous dwarf. Do you see? See my heels? Do you?”
This is my hypothesis, and I’m sticking to it.
Following in Tom Cruise’s teeny tiny itty bitty footsteps, Rod Stewart took to the streets with his wife, Gigantress.
Word on the street is that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are in search of a script so that they can play opposite one another in movie, and that the remake of Last Tango in Paris is being considered.
To that I say, eeew.
LOOK at how much shorter he is than Katie. And they are on LEVEL GROUND.
First the haircuts and the total elimination of any of Katie’s individuality…and now THIS!!? They’re both wearing navy blue mansuits now?
You know, I’ve felt sort of apathetic about them up to this point, but this is pushing me riiiiight to the HATE ledge. This is just Out. Of. Control.
This is a clip from Tom’s cameo in Tropic Thunder, which I totally cannot WAIT to see, and I have to say, Tom Cruise in a fat suit and bald and kind of disgusting is like a million times better than psycho scientoloTom. Definitely funnier.
Have you guys seen this yet?
Katie Holmes looks…nice. I mean, she’s totally morphing into Tom Cruise and we all know it, but she looks nice here. Do I think it’s awkward that she keeps on insisting on high heels when they’re together? Yes. Do I think he looks like a Saturday Night Fever reject in his shiny jacket and horrible sweater? Yes. Do I think his lipstick matches his outfit better than hers does? Yeah – I kinda do. Am I personally offended by his jeans? YES. Do I find it annoying when people ask themselves questions and then immediately provide the answers to them instead of just saying how they feel? Yes.
Anyway, she looks nice here.
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